Love: Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics.... - FML

By ryanlogan - 31/08/2011 06:31 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML

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Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML

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Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML

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Today, I noticed that my girlfriend only texts me when she needs help with her homework. FML

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Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML

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Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

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By drunkdial - 06/01/2010 05:53 - France

Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 16:25 - United States

Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML

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afdude87 6

Wednesday 31 August 2011 11:56

maybe this is her way of telling you she has a penis.

kelseyco 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 11:55

You should poke her in face and tell her to stop!

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Jimboom 11

Wednesday 31 August 2011 14:35

Welcome to dumpsville. Population 1. Kick her ass to the curb. Lets see how she likes that bad romance

sciencekidster1 8

Wednesday 31 August 2011 15:02

*Having sex* IM ON THE EDGE OF GLORY

Bethhh13 1

Wednesday 31 August 2011 15:07

I only know a few words to few of her songs and I'd like to keep it that way........she irritates me..so much. So sorry you have to go through that

Bethhh13 1

Wednesday 31 August 2011 23:51

Lady Gaga fans hahaha

lovelikewoe103 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 16:04

Wow finally someone who agrees with the fact she's irritating

k1ngd1ck 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 15:25

Time to find a new girl friend

SpruceDread4578 13

Wednesday 31 August 2011 15:31

Hopefully she doesn't start wearing the meat dress :/

ryankon518 3

Wednesday 31 August 2011 15:51

Does she want to take a ride on your disco stick?

Jetpackwalrus 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 15:54

Dude DTB... DUMP THAT BITCH!!!

RealDjRatchet 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 16:04

Is she 12?

Flamedude101 4

Wednesday 31 August 2011 16:18

Well maybe this is a chance for you to give her your bad romance

jackcandle 10

Wednesday 31 August 2011 16:19

Sounds like a Bad Romance.

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