By a - 29/03/2012 15:19 - United States

Today, my grandfather proudly informed me that the dump he'd just took looked like a tiger claw. He announced this during dinner, and told us not to flush it until he could take a picture. FML
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commedia 16

Charlie Sheen in 20 years?

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Raccoo 10

At least he hasn't tried to show you it!

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TheMathMajor 26

At first I read girlfriend instead of grandfather O.o

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alycion 38

That woulda been a win then. I expect this behavior from grandparents.

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TheMathMajor 26

I was just wondering why he was referring to his girlfriend as a "he" haha.

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The_Troller 14

That's more exciting than my grandparents will ever be...

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traze 7

How the ****?!...I want to see this "Tiger Claw".

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Pentium_4 27

grandpa is just having an LSD flashback and thinks he shit a tiger claw

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micahsmommy 13

I know what your next FML profile picture should be...

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pastnastificatio 4

Believe it or not, bear claw is easier to do than perfect cylinder

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omnomnicon 9

Reminds me of when me and my sister were younger and she had a poo that looked like a tail... Hanging out of her bum, hahahah, she even called me into the bathroom to have a look. Hahah

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iliketurdles 7

The term 'dafuq?' has never been more acceptable to use.

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WhoaItsKiernan 4

You have just scarred me in so many ways..*shudders*

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Pufferfish78 5

Isn't there a site called ratemypooh.com?

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