Today, my boyfriend got a text from a "close female friend."...

By trixieee - 04/08/2019 12:00

Today, my boyfriend got a text from a "close female friend." The text was of her with no shirt on, and he quickly closed his phone. His explanation was that his female friends just want his opinion on how they look. I don't know what's worse, that there are several, or that he thinks I'm that stupid. FML

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By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:49 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML

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Start worrying

By Lissa - 13/01/2021 01:58

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn’t have me as a pinned text message thread on his phone. But he definitely has his female best friend pinned. He even has a cute nickname for her. The girl he says, "Not to worry about." FML

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Busted

By YoMamma68 - 31/03/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend texted me a screenshot of a bathing suit on a store’s website and asked for my opinion. I told her it wouldn’t look good. She then texted me a screenshot of me liking a picture of a friend on Facebook, wearing that same bathing suit, saying, “But on her it looks fine, right?” Fuck. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By girlwithaprob - 13/11/2010 21:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML

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Forwarded

By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 16:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

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Consider yourself warned

By Anonymous - 26/02/2022 16:00

Today, I was warned by a friend that unless I make more effort with my boyfriend, he'll be snapped up by someone else, and proved it by showing me text screenshots of at least three women I know who are all hoping to pounce on him when I eventually fuck it up so badly he dumps me. FML

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By How strange - 20/04/2013 12:02 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was in the kitchen, he got three text messages, all of which were from "Babe 2", "Babe 3", and "Babe 4". FML

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Friends forever

By Left Out - 19/12/2023 14:00 - United States

Today, I saw that my boyfriend of 3 years had posted pictures with the girl he says he “sees as a best friend” wearing matching pajamas. He’d told me he wasn’t into the pajamas thing when I wanted to do it. He doesn’t get why I’m upset and told me I’m overreacting about some silly post between “two best friends.” FML

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Sunday 4 August 2019 14:35

You mean your ex b/f right?

julfunky 29

Sunday 4 August 2019 15:29

Seeing as how you said “my boyfriend” and not “my now ex-boyfriend” I’d say you are that stupid.

Comments

kirby1964 20

Sunday 4 August 2019 12:03

Your BF has a side piece. Either dump him, talk to her, or see if sharing is an option.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Sunday 4 August 2019 14:35

You mean your ex b/f right?

TCRII 29

Sunday 4 August 2019 14:41

He needs to forward the pics to a single friend so they can be catalogued and stored. Only the friend keeps the pics. When you get together, the friend pulls up random pics for a game called “Name those ****” or “Name that pussy”.

julfunky 29

Sunday 4 August 2019 15:29

Seeing as how you said “my boyfriend” and not “my now ex-boyfriend” I’d say you are that stupid.

acmariner99 25

Sunday 4 August 2019 17:02

Simple solution: be single. Very single.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 4 August 2019 18:42

Let one of those skanks have him, and find someone more worthwhile.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 4 August 2019 18:52

If that’s true, he should get your opinion, too, and share it with the girl. “My girlfriend and I both think you look great” should send all the right messages to the other girl.

jbuckets_404 38

Sunday 4 August 2019 20:39

If they were truly platonic friends, then he'd have absolutely no qualms about showing said pix to you AND out of respect for you would then tell them NOT to send anymore such pix to him. Good luck with somebody better, OP! You deserve it! :D