Love: Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one... - FML

By carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

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Gammy got game

By moetplease - 03/05/2012 16:32 - Singapore

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

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You can't hurry love

By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

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By good job bf - 11/01/2013 04:06 - United States - Southampton

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML

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By chickety boom - 02/08/2013 12:41 - United States - Austin

Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML

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Relationship specialist

By Anonymous - 16/10/2023 13:00

Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML

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By anon - 01/02/2016 16:37 - United States

Today, I visited my 90-year-old great-grandmother and her boyfriend. This wouldn't be a problem, if this boyfriend wasn't different than the one she had yesterday. She told me not to tell him about "the other one". FML

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Imagine what it would be like

By Anonymous - 07/09/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML

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Many such cases

By Anonymous - 02/12/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandma told me that if she was a braver person, she would've actually have split up with grandad on their second date, but she was afraid of being alone so she married him instead and had a bunch of kids she never actually wanted. Wow. FML

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By WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 20:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML

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feven 32

Tuesday 1 July 2014 23:21

I don't know if your grandmother is crazy or cool.

SofaKingPretty 13

Tuesday 1 July 2014 23:22

Grandma got game

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darryaz 9

Wednesday 2 July 2014 14:44

Oh hell, give Granny a break. It's her life, not yours. And she made the right decision. Maybe you're just jealous because Granny gets more action than you do?

limabeans101029 20

Wednesday 2 July 2014 23:10

Personally, I don't think it's okay to ruin someone else's marriage and have affairs no matter how old you are.

ChibiChick25 8

Wednesday 2 July 2014 17:22

Old school thots never stop smh

connor2102 5

Wednesday 2 July 2014 18:51

This has nothing to do with ******* your life and everything to do with your grandmas

mkayden 23

Wednesday 2 July 2014 23:59

Granny still got it

bbshepard21 12

Thursday 3 July 2014 1:36

thats something that our grandmothers have in common

badblaby 8

Thursday 3 July 2014 2:26

This is awesome. She is your hero

technolove 7

Thursday 3 July 2014 3:04

MOVE, BITCH. GET OUT THE WAY.

Venasaur1 9

Thursday 3 July 2014 4:52

Whooooo grandma FTW!!

PurelyCanadian 18

Thursday 3 July 2014 5:07

Here's to hoping that this mindset and interest in already taken men doesn't run in the family.

Epickitty58 29

Thursday 3 July 2014 5:13

My guess is Granny's free-ballin' her retirement. Hopefully she'll find a kind, single fellow down at the bingo parlor.

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Today, I was jogging in the neighborhood. My new neighbor who lives three houses down clotheslines me and shouts, "You're the reason my wife won't have sex with me!" He then kicked me in the stomach and walked inside. Now I'm scared to leave my house. FML

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Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML

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Today, I got my first Android phone. Being aware that they are somewhat inclined to collecting data about you, I was still surprised when I had to tell the eBay app, of all things, that it wasn't allowed to know how much I exercise. FML

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Today, I was discussing the traffic with my brother. He said the most common car colour is red. I said it was black. We ended up betting €100 on which three vehicles of either colour would pass by our house first. It seems a convoy of fire trucks had somewhere to be in a hurry. FML

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Today, I went to the bathroom and my pee split into 4 different streams, none of which actually hit the toilet. FML

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Today, my mom called me by the wrong name. This isn't the first time. It wouldn't be so bad, except I'm her only kid. FML

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Today, it's been exactly one year since I’ve had sex, and even that was because my wife caught me masturbating and helped me out with a zero effort handjob that was over in 15 seconds, since I’d already done 90% of the work. FML

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Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML

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