By carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
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feven 32

I don't know if your grandmother is crazy or cool.

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SofaKingPretty 13

Grandma got game

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mkcherry 14

His spouse might be totally incapacitated, I imagine that would be so lonely. It seems horrible for all involved but at least your grandma realized it was wrong.

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Alastor13X 8

"Til death do us part." Why take vowels if you can't follow through with them to the end? That guy is a douche. If his wife was horrid to him by any means that made him regret marrying her, then he'd been better off ending it in divorce, not let her die possibly learning her husband was a dirty adulterous asshole. I can't entirely blame grandma here. Takes two to tangle as they say.

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WasabiMars 21

I nominate your grandma as the 21st century reincarnation of Casanova.

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VooDooCarrie91 19

Your grandma has more game than I do

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Well it's good to know she has standards.

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worldclassrager 39

Why would she attempt with someone is married?

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RedPillSucks 31

Old peoples options are limited. All the men her age may have wives, so if she wants some action, she has to take what she can get.

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gemcguire 13

That moment you realize that everyone older than you is still a child, just grown up. :)

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farleytb42 11

Probably her ex bf was waiting for her to die so he did not have to admit he was cheating

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