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By Awks - 30/11/2012 06:30 - Australia - Bendigo

Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML

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By gamerguru13 - 21/04/2013 12:26 - United States - New York

Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2014 18:51 - United States - Athens

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 20:01

Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML

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By Noname - 16/03/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I found an old dress in my house laying around. I decided to dye it green to wear it out on St. Patrick's day. Turns out it was my grandmother's wedding dress that my sister was planning to wear for her wedding. FML

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By cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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By HereWeGoAgain - 22/09/2017 13:00

Today, my mother beamingly asked for my opinion on her wedding dress. She is engaged to her cousin. Conveniently, they already have the same last name. FML

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Grandma, nooooooo!

By Sam - 02/12/2012 14:05 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML

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By Danny - 25/04/2011 13:07

Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML

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By twingirl - 14/08/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, my grandma went to get birthday gifts for my twin sister and me. She returned with 2 shirts that read "I see you've met the twins" in big letters across the chest. She gave them to us and said, "Isn't this cute? 'cause you're twins!" I then had to explain to her what the shirt was actually referring to. FML

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MelTheGreat 23

Friday 30 November 2012 11:54

Bitch stole my look.

randomthing 22

Friday 30 November 2012 11:54

She have fashion or you dress like an old lady.

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Awsumuzzie 12

Friday 30 November 2012 14:26

You should have played it off. Nothing is more adorable than matching your grandma!

lostcrazydiamond 10

Friday 30 November 2012 14:30

Her sense of fashion must run in the family.

sweetxxsongbird 11

Friday 30 November 2012 15:09

Oh gosh that's awkward...

jayhawkchik 4

Friday 30 November 2012 15:49

It's a lot funnier to think of OP as a male.

jayhawkchik 4

Friday 30 November 2012 15:51

Are you Amish? Lol

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 30 November 2012 15:58

OK Noor, You just killed my fantasy. I hope Ezio is happy

Praisethelawd 0

Friday 30 November 2012 16:28

Either your grandma still keeps up with the latest trends or you dress like a grandma.

JSever 9

Friday 30 November 2012 16:35

It would have been more awkward if you were a guy.

st333ph 12

Friday 30 November 2012 16:43

Twinsies!!

alicianoar 7

Friday 30 November 2012 16:45

Today, my granddaughter and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML

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