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By fuckerman - 03/05/2009 03:47 - Canada

Today, my grandpa told me he can still get aroused even though he is 84. Im 32 and have erectile dysfunction. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2018 05:00

Today, my 92-year-old great-grandfather ran down the stairs in excitement, despite his severe arthritis. He told my great-grandmother that he was having the first erection in over 10 years, and grandma ordered me to leave so they could do it right there. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2013 08:35 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I went to go see my granddad in the hospital and asked if he needed anything. He replied, "I need you to get out and send that hot nurse in, I may be old but I still got it." FML

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Stuck

By Miki13 - 11/11/2012 20:27 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I had dinner with my grandparents. At the table, my grandfather openly complained about how hard it is for him to get out of their hot tub. Not because of his prosthetic leg, but because his balls somehow "get stuck". I really didn't need to know that. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 18:00

Today, man do I feel old. For the first time ever, a teen thug with more acne spots than brain cells told me to, “Piss off grandad.” Grandad? Guess I look older than I feel. FML

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By ewwww - 27/04/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, my family was talking about how people's hair goes gray when they get old. My grandma mentioned that she was initially attracted to my grandpa because of his red hair and was sad when it turned gray. "It's ok," she continued, "his pubic hair is still red." FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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By mortifiedgrandchild - 09/01/2012 18:53 - United States

Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML

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By Kourou - 21/11/2008 12:53 - France

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

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Stop talking!

By Lunar-Spice - 23/06/2021 00:01 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I found out that my great-grandmother was a cougar, seducing men who were barely older than I am now. I did not need to know this information. Thanks Grandma. FML

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Imagine what it would be like

By Anonymous - 07/09/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML

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survivalism 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 11:40

You probably have erectile dysfunction because you talk about sex with your 84-year-old grandpa.

esagalyn 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 11:47

Erectile dysfunction is something that can affect men of all ages... although the irony must sting. They're doing some great things these days in terms of medication. The more pressing issue here, I believe, is how to get the image of sweet ol' grandpa with a boner out of your head.

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coffeennicotine 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 20:27

Okay, so either FYL for your gpa giving you TMI or YDI for talking to him about sex in the first place. As far as the ED, I don't think I'd go around advertising it, even though this site is pretty anonymous.

f_this_s 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 20:37

I know that getting serious isnt the point of FML, but I agree with the advice to look into this. ED isnt common at your age and probably is a signal from your body that something is up (sorry about the choice of word ; ) You should have a physical, if you havent already, and then follow your physician's advice... but dont just fall back on a pill if there is no cause other than stress. You should talk to someone...

Lalalal_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 20:50

Just because he can get aroused doesn't mean he's doing the dirty every 2 minutes. Ew, who would be willing to jump on that other than your poor, poor grandma?

VagMaster69 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 21:01

ok, how could anyone put YDI? like really?

Loe_307 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 21:07

LOL @ #2. And aroused doesn't always mean erect but in this case it probably does. They make pills for you.

groverone 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 21:51

That's just funny IMO

luxornv 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 22:30

I guess the good news is that it doesn't run in your family.

platypus619 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 22:36

whats that?

optex210 0

Monday 4 May 2009 3:26

#49, read #38. My advice...go watch lots and lots and lots and lots of ****... might help ya~ and ask ur grandpa for tips

JadeRose_fml 8

Monday 4 May 2009 4:22

well thats good for your grandpa! lol http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=ccmurszbw5f2im6217oxj7uenux

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