Animals: Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I...

By whymommywhy - 21/04/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2013 17:59 - United States - Santa Rosa Beach

Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML

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Poor little guy

By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 14:01

Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML

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By traumatised - 11/10/2009 16:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML

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By deadhamster - 03/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

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By squeak - 12/09/2011 13:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

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Poor Mr Nibbles

By Karlo Kračun - 09/07/2020 08:08

Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML

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By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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By idontevenlikehamsters - 08/04/2013 00:00 - United States - Manassas

Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML

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By Chatons - 05/12/2013 06:52 - Switzerland

Today, my kittens hunted and killed their first prey. My hamster. FML

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Goobian 3

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:49

Today I was born, and this strange creature towered over my mother and my siblings, and touched one of my siblings. Later my mother decided to eat the sibling that the creature touched. Now I am terrified of being petted. FML

Bumlove89 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:35

I'm sorry to hear that. I honestly didn't know that fact either. I don't blame you because you didn't know and therefore didn't purposely do it.

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imhope 23

Tuesday 24 December 2013 5:11

I had no clue that would happen either. I'm sorry. FYL

miranda19234 6

Saturday 22 March 2014 21:31

How many were there in the first place?

kendallfireHD 16

Thursday 24 July 2014 18:25

I think this is one of the saddest FMLs I have ever read

Angelica_Maree_ 7

Tuesday 28 October 2014 9:17

Wow. Its just common sense.

JessicaGrewal 22

Thursday 5 March 2015 6:24

Same thing happened to me with my bird and fortunately it survived the attacks and still lives today.

RageWolf16 31

Wednesday 25 March 2015 1:23

Okay yeah you definitely deserve it for not educating yourself on how to take care of an animal

bonermonkey 31

Sunday 15 November 2015 17:32

YDI. You're an irresponsible asshole for breeding animals that you clearly have done absolutely no research about whatsoever. Not knowing they were coming isn't an excuse - if you adopted her then you should have done the research on the basis she could be pregnant. If she got pregnant in your care by accident then you're still an asshole.

TheKingOfHearts 19

Thursday 25 February 2016 8:09

Wow, I never realized how stupid hamsters could be...

vmorgantank 15

Saturday 30 July 2016 19:54

Actually that's not why they only eat their kids when they feel they can not be a good parent and they can't take care of it honestly I think to give all the babies a chance you should probably move them away from the parents.