By animorpher - 24/10/2015 01:21 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my husband and I spent 10 of our last $20 on pizza. Upon arriving home, I stepped out of the car and slipped on some mud, losing my balance and dropping the open box right into the mud. FML
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animorpher 13

Okay, okay. Let me clear up a couple things. lol. First, me and my husband were sneaking toppings, and I couldn't get the box shut again. I didn't think it would be a big deal, I had enough confidence in myself to make it from the car to the house without a mishap (foolishly.) Second, that was the last of just our spending money for the next couple days. I didn't go broke on pizza :) and lastly, the pizza did get replaced. we returned with the sad mess that was supposed to be dinner, we all wept a little, said a prayer for the pizzas that don't make it home, and they gave me a fresh new one :)

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hopsinlove17 26

Depending on how long you have to wait to get more money I wouldn't be spending half the money on one meal. Make the dollars stretch as best as you can and good luck to you all op.

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limitles 14

Whywould you spend your last money on takeout. You can buy a few pounds of chicken and a bag of rice and eat for 3 days!!!! NOT SORRY FOR YOU!!!!!

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Willrus_3 11

Hey at least you have enough money for one more

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ffffffffck 13

spending the last of your money on expensive convenience food instead of just buying the ingredients and eating pizza for a week is 100% unnecessary.

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seepin 7

Replace it with the other 10 dollars

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harleyangel0373 7

should have went to the grocery store versus the pizza parlor. make the food budget count...

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animorpher 13

Okay, okay. Let me clear up a couple things. lol. First, me and my husband were sneaking toppings, and I couldn't get the box shut again. I didn't think it would be a big deal, I had enough confidence in myself to make it from the car to the house without a mishap (foolishly.) Second, that was the last of just our spending money for the next couple days. I didn't go broke on pizza :) and lastly, the pizza did get replaced. we returned with the sad mess that was supposed to be dinner, we all wept a little, said a prayer for the pizzas that don't make it home, and they gave me a fresh new one :)

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animorpher 13

Absolutely :) At least it was worth the struggle ;)

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animorpher 13

And to those who snorted douche before putting in your two cents: Even if that WAS every last penny I had, I don't need your advice on how to spend it. I take care of a disabled husband (not mentally, just physically) and some days I don't want to cook. Not that it's your business, but thought I would clear that up. I'm at liberty to ANYTHING I want to treat myself to, and it's nothing to you. Those that gave me some love and support, thank you. It actually means a great deal. Now let's have a moment of silence for our fallen pizzas.

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SamanThor 2

'to those that snorted douche' hahaha I'll have to remember that

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