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By animorpher - 24/10/2015 01:21 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my husband and I spent 10 of our last $20 on pizza. Upon arriving home, I stepped out of the car and slipped on some mud, losing my balance and dropping the open box right into the mud. FML
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animorpher 13

Okay, okay. Let me clear up a couple things. lol. First, me and my husband were sneaking toppings, and I couldn't get the box shut again. I didn't think it would be a big deal, I had enough confidence in myself to make it from the car to the house without a mishap (foolishly.) Second, that was the last of just our spending money for the next couple days. I didn't go broke on pizza :) and lastly, the pizza did get replaced. we returned with the sad mess that was supposed to be dinner, we all wept a little, said a prayer for the pizzas that don't make it home, and they gave me a fresh new one :)

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hopsinlove17 26

Depending on how long you have to wait to get more money I wouldn't be spending half the money on one meal. Make the dollars stretch as best as you can and good luck to you all op.

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teechur 15

I've been there too and nope, would not have spent money on pizza. We would have gone to the grocery store and bought food to make real meals. I was fortunate that my mom taught me how to cook, though.

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VaporeonSpleen 8

Are the people saying she should sell her phone or car serious?! Having a phone and a car are definitely not luxuries, people are allowed to have these things and still be poor! For a lot of people having to give those up would mean having to give up their jobs.

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5FDPmetalhead 17

Priorities *slow clap*

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SLdeej 11

You do realize that you can home cook a meal for two for way less than that $10 right?

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glmirelez 12

It just wasn't meant to be lol

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Ilovelife93 9

I'm so sorry OP!!!! Something great will come along that will make up for it! Best of luck hon!!!!!

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JohnForge 13

This is what makes me mad with social status in America, if your middle class you don't have shit, if your lower class your set for life.

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