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By wtfdad - 16/11/2014 05:29 - United States - Little Silver

Today, my husband and I told my parents I was pregnant with my first child. The only thing my father did was look at my husband and tell him his pull out game was weak. FML

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By unzucht - 30/05/2012 16:45 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner, followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant. My father visibly scoffed, and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot". Wonderful. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 16:44 - United States

Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

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By air - 13/07/2009 09:17 - United States

Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML

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By Crash44 - 08/07/2019 02:03

Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML

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By wifeofafainter - 24/09/2015 06:31 - United States - Bronx

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML

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By Theaccident - 22/01/2011 10:03 - Australia

Today, my mum told me how I was only here because my dad couldn't pull out in time. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2015 02:13 - United States - Herndon

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML

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By TKPhai - 05/04/2015 03:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my parents, my aunt, and her husband went out to dinner. Once there, my aunt told us that she was pregnant. Out of instinct, I asked her who the father is. FML

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By kimmykins27 - 31/10/2014 12:58 - United States

Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML

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By Anonyname - 18/05/2014 19:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband and I announced at a family get-together that I'm pregnant with our fourth child. My dad sighed, and spent the rest of the evening acting moody, and eventually muttering about how he'd raised a "damned broodmare." FML

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Sunday 16 November 2014 20:49

Be glad your father's pull out game was also weak.

tigerisabelle 31

Sunday 16 November 2014 21:22

Honestly, that's hilarious. I'm sure your dad is happy for you, and, congratulations!

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chxlsea 12

Monday 17 November 2014 1:50

Omg, I'm sorry but that's hilarious

sydstoomuch 19

Monday 17 November 2014 2:03

Lmao! That's gold!

IWishIWasObama 12

Monday 17 November 2014 2:09

well... he's right

soulreaper12296 28

Monday 17 November 2014 2:18

He was probably just trying to be funny about it.

DenBriZel 31

Monday 17 November 2014 2:19

Well he's right in a way. But, still, kids are fun.

23lf 16

Monday 17 November 2014 16:13

Unless he CHOSE to not pull out...

SexyMexi21 23

Monday 17 November 2014 3:08

I just envisioned this and that he said it with a straight face. bout died. lol but congratulations!

detectivedipsiht 12

Monday 17 November 2014 3:46

your dad sounds like an awesome dad who tells classic dad jokes

isabellasimone 18

Monday 17 November 2014 3:57

Your dad is a funny guy. Congrats on the baby.

brendejafulable 41

Monday 17 November 2014 4:48

Sperm game strong.

cornyrob 33

Monday 17 November 2014 4:56

Perhaps Dad and hubby had a secret understanding to not get you pregnant?

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