By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 02:00

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Today, my husband and I were having sex. It was stormy outside, and when lightning flashed through the window, he screamed like a little girl and scrambled off the bed. FML
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RichardPencil 30

You need to corner him in a windowless room, mount him and go until you’re finished. He’ll think you’re trying to calm his nerves, but you’re really avoiding Blue ********.

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tounces7 27

You should have put his pants on and said "These are mine from now on".

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RichardPencil 30

You need to corner him in a windowless room, mount him and go until you’re finished. He’ll think you’re trying to calm his nerves, but you’re really avoiding Blue ********.

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Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21

That’s me when there’s no hot water in the shower

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tounces7 27

You should have put his pants on and said "These are mine from now on".

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fjvitt 14

And by sex, you mean you were pegging him....amiright????

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Was this the first time there was a thunderstorm since you've been together? And I don't mean in the coital sense.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Awww, you missed a golden opportunity of syncing up an ****** with the lightning. You should have told him the lightning was just you finding your pleasurable release. lol

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