By preggers - 30/11/2011 14:57 - Canada

Today, my husband asked me if I was really pregnant or if I was just smuggling cheeseburgers. I'm now referred to as "the hamburgler." I'm only 5 months pregnant. FML
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jackassiddy 8

Next time you see him in his underwear ask him if he is really cold or is he just smuggling tic-tacs.. Nickname him pea shooter..

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unagi_fml 9

He's in denial and refuses to believe he's about to become a father!

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ziphii 6

I think that's cute. He's just teasing you.

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SkardeyKat 3

There are worse nicknames than the Hamburgler. Like fatass, or lard butt. Remember it could always be worse!

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umadbrahHI 1

lol @ the window licker.. for one thing, saying "have a nice day" and using proper grammar doesn't make someone mature (which you're obviously implying about yourself). I could take all your replies apart piece by piece but then I'd end up looking like you, some dick who argues with other dicks on fmls. bai

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Samuraixman 3

I guess thats means ops husband is ronald mcdonald

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sarah_beth18 0

Mmm...Reading this made me want a hamburger.. Can you share?

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Shadymutton 7

={. .. I was called 'Shamu' thru 3 pregnancies ....never got over 160 lbs w/ any one of them.

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