Next time his little brain thinks of calling you such harsh words remind him that your carrying his child. And that when his able to shot something the size of a watermelon out of his pea rod than he may speak; until than he needs to stfu and run all over the state for whatever craving you have.

Be less fat. Its a myth that you have to gain more than twenty pounds during pregnancy.

Haha it's kind of funny :) I think your husband means well. However, if you ignore when he makes comments like that he will either stop or do it more to annoy you. Either way, pregnancy hormones are nothing to mess with. Grab a skillet and pop him in the head and maybe itll knock some sense into him! ;)

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How does that suck??!! That's hilarious!!! Fun stuff

Anybody watch the show Trailer Park Boys? I personally think he was quoting that show when they make fun of the pregnant looking fat man on the show.. What he said is basically word for word what they said.

it is a complement... i think.

Okay, there's a big difference between some asshole calling a pregnant woman a "fat-cow" and your spouse coming up with a stupid name while you're pregnant like "hamburglar." I wasn't trying to belittle the issue, and I'm sorry so many people seem to disagree with me. I acknowledged that she might have responded to it differently than someone else would. To me, I guess it all depends on how he said it. The way I imagined this scenario was her husband coming up to her, maybe while she was sitting down, kissing her cheek then rubbing her growing tummy and saying something along the lines of "Are you sure you're not just smuggling hamburgers, my little hamburglar?" Is it still something stupid to say to a pregnant woman? Yes, most likely. But is it possible he didn't have the intention to hurt her? I would say so. Maybe you're right, though. Maybe he was actually mean about it, and I'm wrong for assuming that that's how it really happened. It's just how it played out in my head at first. I apologize for my assuming, though. FML's can be very vague and we all interpret them differently....

I reckon pregnancy cravings are bullshit, and because pregnant women generally feel sorry for themselves, and because they are expected to have cravings, they milk the situation... Be warned OP - if you pack on a lot of weight while pregnant you will have to lose it after baba is born (you will only lose 3-4kg from baby, about 2 kg from placenta and products and fluid, and another 2 or so kg from water weight, and everything else stays :( Also, you don't want a heavy kid, as there are a whole lot of associated risks of being a large for dates babe. Good luck though, and enjoy the pregnancy, it is a very happy and special time :)

I gained 70 lbs when pregnant and easily returned to my original 120 lbs post-pregnancy. Eat healthy but don't worry about how much weight you gain. You're creating a human being for God's sake, it takes a lot of energy to do that.