By lonelygal69 - 19/08/2015 05:54 - United States - Stafford

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Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
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jenninator93 18

Did he explicitly jerk off instead of having sex with you? Or are you just insecure after finding out what his jerk-material is? Just curious, two very different scenarios lol

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Migole 36

Sometimes men (or women) just want to have a quick jerk without "the hassle" (foreplay, pleasing the partner as well, etc.) of sex. That's perfectly normal and shouldn't be shamed. If he however turns you down alot and you feel rejected, you should have a serious conversation with him about ways to spike your sex life up. Men aren't always in the mood either and maybe he just needs a different atmosphere, like a romantic evening or some toys? Lots of things you could try together :)

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jenninator93 18

Did he explicitly jerk off instead of having sex with you? Or are you just insecure after finding out what his jerk-material is? Just curious, two very different scenarios lol

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NonoMeow 18

Loved your comment, but the "lol" in the end wasn't necessary.

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ItalianGuy23 6

he's jerking to strange. better then cheating I guess

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ToxicTyrael 26

No at first he is jerking to strange but #2 is guessing that it's better to chat afterwards.

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happypenguins 24

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Hildy93 21

Well dang now I guess you can't look at any female celebrity the same cause someone probably has jerked off to them...

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DeltaDragonxx 20

rule 34, if it exists, there **** of it

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supertacowaffle 41

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beeferjay 34

you and #3 should be friends and set up an online wii fit support group and have op join.

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Wiringify 22

Having OP join would probably make it worse for them.

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taaywall 13

why didn't people like this comment hahah

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armyant98 15

I don't even understand what could be so attractive about basic shapes and a floating head.

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rashpimplezitz 9

#5 That isn't Wii Fit Trainer, that's a Mii

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tylercoffman420 19

maybe your insecure and he just didn't want the physical part of body on body

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R2Y2 22

I can see insecure in the right situation, but who wouldn't want the second part? Beats the options.

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Migole 36

Sometimes men (or women) just want to have a quick jerk without "the hassle" (foreplay, pleasing the partner as well, etc.) of sex. That's perfectly normal and shouldn't be shamed. If he however turns you down alot and you feel rejected, you should have a serious conversation with him about ways to spike your sex life up. Men aren't always in the mood either and maybe he just needs a different atmosphere, like a romantic evening or some toys? Lots of things you could try together :)

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MisterEx 28

I love you. Here. Have a virtual hug.

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tylercoffman420 19

my above comment said the same general thing and i got down voted wtf

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

Don't attempt to understand the upvote/down vote community, you'll go mad.

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TheEpicKitten 20

A lot is two words

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jerryj 27

#51, how can you compare your two-liner to #7's magnificent explanation? You're just lazy.

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nesteremily 31

I think it may be time to invest in a vibrator.

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Grayness_ 26

Or she could just talk to him. You know, make things work.

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PsychicBulwark 4

If she's that unhappy it's time to invest in a divorce lawyer. A loveless sexless marriage isn't solved by a sex toy.

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AnalAssassin1 14

If he constantly rejects her, sure. If this happened once or twice, I think that's a stupid idea. Sometimes doing it alone is better.

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PsychicBulwark 4

If she's posting an FML after it happened one time, she's either the world's biggest baby or a complete tard.

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MdMan2 23

Does your husband happen to love anime too?

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beeferjay 34

aww, chin up buttercup. men are physical. I would try setting a time and getting spiffed up for the occasion. hopefully it works out... if that fails, you my need to go fully synthetic

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