By lonelygal69 - 19/08/2015 05:54 - United States - Stafford

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Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
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jenninator93 18

Did he explicitly jerk off instead of having sex with you? Or are you just insecure after finding out what his jerk-material is? Just curious, two very different scenarios lol

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Migole 36

Sometimes men (or women) just want to have a quick jerk without "the hassle" (foreplay, pleasing the partner as well, etc.) of sex. That's perfectly normal and shouldn't be shamed. If he however turns you down alot and you feel rejected, you should have a serious conversation with him about ways to spike your sex life up. Men aren't always in the mood either and maybe he just needs a different atmosphere, like a romantic evening or some toys? Lots of things you could try together :)

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Enkeria 30

"Stretch those legs" as she says in Super Smash Bros for the 3DS and WiiU.

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Thundaar25 11

There is more to this story I am sure.

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ricergirl89 2

Then just ********** to some really sexy (sexier than hubby) dude... He might change his mind. Lol

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outfielder55 17

I highly doubt he'd choose to jerk off instead of sex. Do you ever just ask him for it? He'll be happy to provide I promise.

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reeper147 14

Or maybe she us too demanding or hard to please, and he wanted to knock out a quickie. Maybe be was crunched on time so a full hour romp was too much. Maybe he just was in the mood for a solo. Too many reasons to guess

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