Intimacy: Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated... - FML

By jilted - 21/03/2009 07:15 - United States

Spicy

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 554

You deserved it 45

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

f_ckerdef_ck 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:02

damn, that's a real FML

hybridstar 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:04

i'm sorry.. that is just mean. why not divorce him. save yourself from a crappy relationship.

Comments

Mlhsoccer 4

Tuesday 5 June 2012 6:31

I'm sorry!!

ra10244 0

Wednesday 20 June 2012 16:10

That's pretty sad you would insinuate what he said, and think you look like a man. But who knows, maybe he didn't have the heart to tell you that years of repressing his feelings of how shitty you were in bed made him think in a positive light about getting stuffed

xXcookieX 0

Tuesday 26 June 2012 3:26

Ouch.. Fyl

1030295 6

Tuesday 10 July 2012 6:00

He sounds like an ass. Sorry, OP

Ted10003 3

Sunday 30 September 2012 20:12

Bitch you just got burned the **** out of hahahahahahahhahaha.(:

Liliamore18 3

Saturday 8 December 2012 3:22

Wow I'm sorry that must be terrible to find out that. At least he didn't cheat on you with another guy

fuklyfe 5

Monday 25 March 2013 4:45

hey you turned on a gay guy most women cant say that congratulations on your achievement

Tommyapp21 4

Wednesday 3 April 2013 7:50

******

thetmills 8

Wednesday 24 April 2013 3:51

This is fake and overused

cutiepie99 17

Tuesday 16 July 2013 6:32

That's rough sorry op

29
30
31
32
33
34
35

Keywords

My ex Awkward Love AITA Jealousy Friends Poopoo peepee Health Embarrassing Sports Proposal Cold weather Annoying Snow Cheating Work Money Relatable Parenting Kids DIY Accident Parents Medication ADHD Weather Miscellaneous Am I overreacting? Relationship advice Weird

The Top

Today, after about a year of keeping it a secret from my girlfriend, I told her about my foot fetish. She said "EWWWWWWWW!" and left. She's ignoring my calls and has changed her relationship status to single on Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 573

You deserved it 6 604

Today, I was on the webcam with my boyfriend. I could see that he was on the couch, and alone, so I took off my shirt and smiled, waiting to see his reaction. He smiled at me but then kept looking in another direction. I playfully asked "What's so distracting?" His answer: "History Channel". FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 435

You deserved it 10 095

The Top

Today, I was getting ready for a very unpleasant doctor's appointment. I got out of the shower and used a new body spray all over my torso and arms. Turns out I'm allergic to it and now my skin is on fire, so now I get to go to an already uncomfortable appointment even more uncomfortable than I'd planned. FML

I agree, your life sucks 870

You deserved it 206

Today, I dropped and snapped a carving knife that’s been in my girlfriend's family for generations, and is used to carve the meat every Christmas. I'm a huge coward, so I hid it back in its box but when it gets taken out again Christmas Day 2022, I think I’m a dead man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 408

You deserved it 1 457

Today, I had to bail on yet another date with an awesome guy. Every time I make a date, my hateful mother slips laxatives into my food so I'm glued to the shitter until 2am. This is the fourth time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 694

You deserved it 4 178

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 199

You deserved it 3 333

Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 728

You deserved it 3 737

Today, I found out that my wife's dog had peed on my side of the bed, while I was sleeping. I thought I had just drooled in my sleep, until I noticed it had turned yellow during the day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 427

You deserved it 206