Love: Today, my husband of five years left me for a woman ten years... - FML

By strawberrywine22 - 28/09/2012 02:14 - United States - Torrance

Today, my husband of five years left me for a woman ten years older than himself who lives nine hours away. He met her online two weeks ago while playing Call of Duty. FML

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strawberrywine22 30

Wednesday 10 October 2012 10:57

OP here :) No, I'm NOT a terrible wife. I had a situation that caused sex to be very painful for me, so we weren't doing it very much. He got frustrated, this ***** started chatting with him. I moved in with my parents, and two weeks later he ended it with her (without even meeting her in person yet) realizing that it was his sexual frustration talking. We are back together and working things out, which is easier now that I've been to the doctor and had my situation taken care of. Thanks for the sympathy, and a big FECK OFF to the haters ;)

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SApprentice 34

Friday 28 September 2012 8:55

Ah well, don't worry about it too much. They'll both become addicted to various games until their relationship falls apart from neglect. Now you know what kind of character he has, and can find someone who is really good for you.

randomthing 22

Friday 28 September 2012 8:56

You're better off then.

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strawberrywine22 30

Wednesday 10 October 2012 10:57

OP here :) No, I'm NOT a terrible wife. I had a situation that caused sex to be very painful for me, so we weren't doing it very much. He got frustrated, this ***** started chatting with him. I moved in with my parents, and two weeks later he ended it with her (without even meeting her in person yet) realizing that it was his sexual frustration talking. We are back together and working things out, which is easier now that I've been to the doctor and had my situation taken care of. Thanks for the sympathy, and a big FECK OFF to the haters ;)

Shade1982 20

Thursday 2 May 2013 15:30

Good luck to you, I hope you work it out. I'm not entirely sure he deserves you though, as he could have tried talking to you about his frustrations first, instead of cheating on you... Good luck on the 'situation' too by the way...

TheAspieDork 27

Tuesday 9 February 2016 14:56

Glad it worked out eventually

amos_katelyn 7

Sunday 28 February 2016 7:12

If he is leaving you for that then be glad he's gone. It must be abundantly clear now that he did not truly love you. Good riddance

Sonotsuave 35

Monday 15 July 2019 4:43

Wth see this is why I really don’t want to get married or get in a serious relationship

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