By Anonymous - 27/06/2009 14:52 - United States

Today, my husband passed a massive kidney stone. He is so proud of it that he wants to decorate our home with it. It is now sitting on my kitchen counter next to my produce. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 592
You deserved it 3 829

lmsquadritolaux tells us more.

Ok everyone. I originally posted this FML as anonymous and didn't think it would make the cut. But it looks like I got a huge response. IT IS TRUE for all of you haters. My husband has been battling with this stone since September and he FINALLY passed it (after numerous X-rays and CT scans, ER visits, and going to see a specialist). It wasn't the size of a fist (like some of you had said) but it was pretty large considering it had to come out of a tiny hole :). It is not tiny by any means!!! It's decorative life on my kitchen counter will be limited because his urologist wants to analyze it. THANK GOD! As to how he got it out of the toilet for everyone who asked: He didn't pee into his hand...gross. It came out and he reached in the toilet with a gallon sized plastic bag covering his hand so he wouldn't be soaked in piss. His urologist gave him a strainer but that was on display in my bathroom for months and I threw it out...GO FIGURE! That strainer was huge though, how was he suppose to carry it around with him to piss in? On a chain around his neck?! The stone was easy to find because his was multi-colored (brown/black, and off-white). It has spike like features which looks scary and painful. He was going to get it blasted for everyone who still doesn't believe. The procedure is $10,000....and we don't have that kind of money (I'm sure our insurance would have covered some of it). Plus the blasting is not always successful. Every time my husband thought about getting it blasted, the stone would move around (just like a baby, lol) and he would be pissing blood for days. I had fun reading everyones comments. Hopefully, I answered all of the questions. Lea, Brad, and Brad's kidney stone :)

Top comments

Yulia_fml 0

I guess men feel the same pride for something they went through a lot of pain for, as women feel about a similar thing - babies HAHA :)

Comments

Put it in your pepper grinder and season your food with it

Its not that bad its 100% calcium ... so not that disgusting. Urine is sterile too. Would I eat it ? nope :P, but still...

I shake every time I heard the term "kidney stone". I fear the day it happens to me.

bxgurl95 0

I think that if you showed to protest then you can't compln, and al of you stop bitching about if the pain is ot is not worse than childbirth it really doesn't matter. I think yay for him, but maybe find a more appropriate place and to SeventhFonons this has nothing t do with keep your blood when you jhave your period.

how many mm we talkin' here? and eww and clingfilm it....then put it up as decoration :/

laur20091 0

A woman has to go threw child birth longer then a man has to stand at the toilet

mksadng 0

You also have the option of being completely drugged up...We cant choose to be drugged up while passing a rock through our penis...

Damn people! Stop fighting over rocks goign through penises and babies through vaginas! And stop saying taht kidney stones are gross, they're way less gross than those weird white chunks that appear in your mouth from your gut or something. Just shut up and calm your nipples, okay!

Jesus Christ, how large must that stone have been that you'd just leave it out on the counter? My god, that must have hurt... I hope he at least put it in a jar or something.

car6435 0

sixtifirst yes. wtf a kidneystone on the counter

TheUnthinkable 0

you're soo lucky. hot kidneystones next to my produce. lucky you