By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 16:13 - Singapore

Today, my husband's car was stolen from our driveway while he was out jogging. We'd recently had a huge fight, and he accused me of having done this to get revenge. I was at work all day, but it seems this doesn't make any difference to his dumb, paranoid ass. FML
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AmethystRain 20

You should counter-accuse him of doing it himself in an attempt to frame you, then settle it with a sword fight in the front yard.

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tylersign 11

Ok, the deed is done. Where's my money?

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Vash_41288 10

Dumb paranoid yes but you forgot to add fit ass though lol

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Iffyy 6

Maybe he's not fit and he's running to get in shape.

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JinxosGirl87 0

He probably hid the car while you were at work and then accused you of stealing it just to piss you off. After the fight blows over the car may *magically* reappear in the driveway.

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stevenmx86 7

Well you wouldn't order someone to steal it when you were home.. I'd have to say that you're both probably dumb asses...

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arbogas 5

having to work doesn't mean you can't get someone else to steal the car? especially with a recent fight thats not too far fetched, at any rate, i sure as hell wouldn't want to be married to a **** like you!

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Offensive_fml 4

Well, while what he did was wrong, it's even worse that you called him a "dumb, paranoid ass". So much for mutual respect.

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Okayitwasme 0

He should have jogged the other way. Would have seen his car rip by him with a bunch of hoodlums in it!

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MrPacMan36 4

This sounds more like you're just venting on here than actually thinking your life is f**ked. Because it really sounds like you don't give a damn...

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tc34 1

You could've hired someone to do it. So how is he dumb. But he is paranoid.

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