Love: Today, my husband's car was stolen from our driveway while he...

By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 16:13 - Singapore

Today, my husband's car was stolen from our driveway while he was out jogging. We'd recently had a huge fight, and he accused me of having done this to get revenge. I was at work all day, but it seems this doesn't make any difference to his dumb, paranoid ass. FML

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By double trouble - 04/05/2015 04:04

Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of someone's house. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if my husband didn't steal it to go meet with his girlfriend. FML

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By Mel Hahn - 17/09/2017 16:00

Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:40 - United States

Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML

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By carless - 15/08/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

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By Yasmine - 24/12/2021 20:01 - United States

Today, my husband and I went out to dinner. I caught him writing down his number for the waitress. When I confronted him, his response was, "What? I'm not allowed to have friends?" and threw a fit over my "irrational paranoia." I had to walk home in the cold, because he kicked me out of the car mid-argument. FML

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Yeah, just blame me!

By Anonymous - 17/10/2020 11:02

Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML

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Wrong place, wrong time

By lug_nut - 06/01/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML

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By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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Stop! Thief!

By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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AmethystRain 20

Monday 31 October 2011 18:11

You should counter-accuse him of doing it himself in an attempt to frame you, then settle it with a sword fight in the front yard.

tylersign 11

Monday 31 October 2011 18:04

Ok, the deed is done. Where's my money?

Comments

Meme1988 18

Monday 31 October 2011 21:37

Such a stupid head

HomeAl0ne 20

Monday 31 October 2011 21:38

Whereas you just tampered with the brakes and put sugar in the fuel tank.

crackerjack13 0

Monday 31 October 2011 21:52

Time for a new husband

vannessa_hearts 5

Monday 31 October 2011 22:17

Why? What happened? "till death do us part". Marriage is taken so lightly nowadays…it is supposed to be an eternal bond between you and the love of your life. Not some "oh he looks cool!" date for six months and get married with a divorece on it's heels

thefaced 0

Monday 31 October 2011 22:03

Dump that ass hole

vannessa_hearts 5

Monday 31 October 2011 22:14

He is just really pissed at the moment…give him sometime to cool down & then talk to him about it. And I hate to be the person who says this but please, you shouldnt be cussing about him. He is your husband.

MarieBooLovesYou 4

Monday 31 October 2011 22:33

LOOL. The ****.? He's a dumbass (x

OfficeNinja 5

Monday 31 October 2011 23:16

Yea, because suspecting you did it for "revenge" makes sense! Now you get to buy a new car! Car shopping revenge is always a hoot! What a dumbass...

BrooklynBoy7 8

Monday 31 October 2011 23:23

No, you should find his ccar, sell it, and then bring him to the place where you sold it, have him buy it back, and then you'll have money to divorce the bastard, wherea s he won't have any left to defend. :)

BoredomCentral 8

Saturday 5 November 2011 16:06

I hate to break this to you, but since they are married his money is hers and her money is his. Therefore, she wouldn't be GAINING anything, but losing.