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By girl on fire - 03/09/2015 00:32

Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Crawley

Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML

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By Ep1cF4ce - 26/07/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, I was sleeping like a baby on our living room couch. My older brother and his friends lit my slippers on fire. While I was wearing them. They even took a video. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2010 21:16 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

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By NikkiiFireStarter - 20/10/2009 10:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my 10 year old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including an £600 guitar. FML

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By SadDad - 22/09/2012 18:11 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML

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By ILiveWithMorons - 12/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

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That shirt is FIRE!

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 04:01 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my shirt caught on fire when I was burning paper for my ancestors at the cemetery. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 11:45 - Australia

Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me freak out and fall into my outdoors pool. The water was so cold that I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML

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daniel271 13

Thursday 3 September 2015 12:55

Damn I thought that happen in movies only

_whyme_o 12

Thursday 3 September 2015 13:07

Do you look like an ant?

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herpderp1234 17

Thursday 3 September 2015 18:30

Ouch... That burns dude...

yukahnn 10

Thursday 3 September 2015 18:32

******* savage! !

allforfun 23

Thursday 3 September 2015 18:59

Absolutely hilarious, I LOL'd. Classic brother move.

sunny354wi 8

Thursday 3 September 2015 19:04

Maybe he wanted to recreate Katnis's costume :P

Waxwell 21

Thursday 3 September 2015 19:38

Are you okay???

mrdvs31 3

Thursday 3 September 2015 19:43

please tell the burning truth

furly09 17

Thursday 3 September 2015 19:46

Kid sounds smart to me...

joe1105 11

Thursday 3 September 2015 20:34

gotta love brothers

xxDragonHeart_fml 10

Thursday 3 September 2015 21:11

This girl is on fire

iwadasn 32

Thursday 3 September 2015 23:45

A dumb joke is even dumber when you copy it from OP's username.

Lalala579121 27

Thursday 3 September 2015 21:49

That explains why he's an idiot, meaning to set OP on fire but only getting her shirt.

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That shirt is FIRE!

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