Embarrassing, Clothes and Fire: That shirt is FIRE!

That shirt is FIRE!

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 04:01 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my shirt caught on fire when I was burning paper for my ancestors at the cemetery. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 343

You deserved it 369

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Same thing different taste

By ShandiPandiDerp - 20/05/2016 12:12 - United States

Today, my phone charger caught fire. I was thankful to be there to witness it. I was not thankful for having been holding it while this happened, as my shirt caught on fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 774

You deserved it 1 131

By girl on fire - 03/09/2015 00:32

Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 419

You deserved it 2 723

By crayons128 - 24/01/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 053

You deserved it 6 601

By why? - 01/05/2015 13:41 - United States

Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 987

You deserved it 6 459

By anonymous - 12/03/2012 08:03 - United States

Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 676

You deserved it 27 503

Close but no cigar

By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 23:26

Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 607

You deserved it 15 134

By Anonymous - 30/11/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I decided to light a candle in my room. Since fire intrigues me, I put an old brochure into it. Paper burns fast, and now my carpet has a big, black burn mark. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 288

You deserved it 72 534

By Pain - 28/06/2010 23:37 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There are now two unsightly, painful burns right in the center of my chest. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 002

You deserved it 72 210

By ILiveWithMorons - 12/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 395

You deserved it 3 344

By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 16:40 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML

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You deserved it 4 701

blahblabbity 19

Friday 6 September 2019 11:20

they’re asking you to join them

RichardPencil 30

Friday 6 September 2019 7:11

You’re too sexy for your shirt Too sexy for your shirt So sexy it hurts. I don’t know why that song is stuck in my head.

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 6 September 2019 7:11

You’re too sexy for your shirt Too sexy for your shirt So sexy it hurts. I don’t know why that song is stuck in my head.

bubbat101 36

Friday 6 September 2019 7:38

Did you dishonor your ancestors? Did Mushu come out and dishonor your cow?

Jerome Chan 3

Friday 6 September 2019 10:58

Obviously your ancestors want your shirt!

blahblabbity 19

Friday 6 September 2019 11:20

they’re asking you to join them

Trinity Fenwick 7

Saturday 7 September 2019 5:51

guess your ancestors wanted you to join them. lol

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That shirt is FIRE!

Same thing different taste

Close but no cigar

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