By Chatons - 05/12/2013 06:52 - Switzerland

Today, my kittens hunted and killed their first prey. My hamster. FML
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Welshite 39

You're supposed to give them a yarn ball, not a hamster ball. Especially when that hamster ball contains an actual hamster.

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misspulkadot24 17

Haven't you heard adorable animals don't mix well? Just look at Toddlers and Tiaras.

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perdix 29

Your next pet should be a boa constrictor -- the kitties will love its hugz!

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DocBastard 38

Blah blah blah you're kitten me blah blah catastrophe blah blah pussy blah blah. Just getting all the stupid, overused cat puns out of the way.

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Kyuzomi 12

Even if you do that doc, you know there are still some lonely idiots who will use it, despite knowing its overused.

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perdix 29

Doc, are you not feline well?

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Flowtastic 16

^probably not. I heard the cat got his tongue

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DocBastard 38

Damn you people. Damn you to hell. And by "hell" I mean an eternal Miley Cyrus concert.

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perdix 29

#48, aka "She-Who-Ruined-Kittens-Pussy-And-Twerking-For-The-Rest-Of-Us."

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Yakostovian 18

You say hell, them claim a Miley Cyrus concert. At least she is entertaining to look at. Want to punish the eyes and the ears? Make it douche-Canadian Justin Beiber.

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Wakachulak 22

Er, no. Miley is not entertaining to look at.

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carelessxdanger 9

oh my goodness! first they're sour, then they're sweet :/

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FMLprincess023 13

The kittens probably thought the hamster was sour, then sweet, and the next thing they knew it was gone...

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flyingflies 36

"Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!" Oh, the irony.

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perdix 29

#16, meaning they probably omitted the part about the Béarnaise sauce and Pinot Noir. Those French make every dining experience memorable whereas we just usually stuff our faces.

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owhyowhy 4

At least you don't have to feed them lunch.

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perdix 29

The saddest part of this story is that I've got "The Hamster Dance" song stuck in my head, and I tried to flush it with Kylie Minogue's "Can't Get You Out of My Head," and I am enduring the cacophonous medley from Hell!

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NoFightinDestiny 9

My cat used to stare at my hamster all the time. Turns out she just wanted to chill with him.

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