Health: Today, my knee was dislocated. At a haunted house. By a midget.... - FML

By Chance115 - 11/09/2018 23:30

Today, my knee was dislocated. At a haunted house. By a midget. FML

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By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 21:44 - Canada

Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year-old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

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By Anthony Hathaway - 19/10/2018 13:30

Today, as I was taking the garbage out, I tripped over my own feet, causing my knee to dislocate in such a way that it shattered the back of my kneecap and fractured my femur. I guess I won't be taking the garbage out again anytime soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2017 01:30

Today, I actually slipped on a banana peel, cartoon-style, breaking my kneecap and dislocating my hip. I will never hear the end of this. FML

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By knee pain - 09/12/2013 19:17 - United States

Today, I woke up in my hospital bed after having knee surgery, on the wrong knee. FML

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By SnappyMcOuches - 19/09/2018 14:00

Today, I found out that I not only dislocated two bones in my foot, but also fractured one of those two bones and snapped the other. How did this happen? I tripped over a single stair walking from the bar to the beer garden. I didn't even get to drink anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2010 08:23 - France

Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML

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By frenchy - 06/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML

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Leeono 26

Sunday 2 September 2018 9:52

Low blow man, low blow.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 11 September 2018 23:48

We don’t use that word anymore! It’s “little person,” you ret...*404: Page not found*

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Leeono 26

Sunday 2 September 2018 9:52

Low blow man, low blow.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 11 September 2018 23:48

We don’t use that word anymore! It’s “little person,” you ret...*404: Page not found*

pjsr 32

Wednesday 12 September 2018 0:10

That’s a little scary

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wednesday 12 September 2018 1:17

Who gets the short end of the stick now?! You do!

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Wednesday 12 September 2018 1:18

100% YDI! Seriously, it’s not even mid-September. Stop premature holiday decorating!!

Cali 54

Wednesday 12 September 2018 17:01

Are you joking or serious? There are tons of year-round haunted houses.

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Wednesday 12 September 2018 6:12

the shortest ghosts are always the angriest

skippydoda 32

Wednesday 12 September 2018 8:39

Details are needed

carlgrimes47 13

Wednesday 12 September 2018 10:45

You've gone and pissed off Chucky

noodle6 5

Wednesday 12 September 2018 20:34

Today in things that didn't happen. There's no haunted houses in September, way to lie for attention.

whyisitincapital 25

Thursday 13 September 2018 2:25

They have the gift of precognition; they were able to tell you were going to refer to them as a 'midget' instead of more PC terms, hence why they dislocated your knee.

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