Money: Today, my landlord told me he is raising my rent next month....

By Anonymous - 04/08/2011 23:19 - United States

Today, my landlord told me he is raising my rent next month. I thought he was kidding until he asked if I still wanted to live here. My landlord is also my live-in boyfriend. FML

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By LonelyMonkey - 12/11/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML

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No dog for you

By Anonymous - 21/11/2021 05:01 - United States - Seattle

Today, I asked my landlord if I could get a dog. He said no, and gave me an illegal rent increase. FML

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Landlords are scum

By Anonymous - 16/12/2019 19:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my landlord is sleeping with my girlfriend, and he won’t let me out of my lease. FML

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Squatters' rights

By Anonymous - 23/04/2024 16:00 - United States - Auburn

Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 20:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML

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By Almost_Homeless - 23/04/2014 12:43 - Canada - London

Today, my landlord started showing my apartment, where I have lived and paid rent for over 2 years, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize that I was moving. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2011 07:25 - United States

Today, the guy I have loved for seven years asked me to move in with him. Turns out he only did so because he needed someone to pay the rent since he's quit his job. FML

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By Leyla - 27/10/2015 01:23 - United States - Franklin

Today, my boyfriend and I respectfully asked my landlady if he could stay with me until he gets back on his feet. He was robbed at gunpoint in his house last night. Landlady then yelled because we aren't married, and then showed up at my door at 10pm, "just making sure John isn't here". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 20:34 - Canada

Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML

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Ripped off

By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 02:02 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML

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ariannaimelda 7

Friday 5 August 2011 8:51

Perhaps he is trying to hint something...

FreakenJewtastic 0

Friday 5 August 2011 8:52

I think he's hinting towards a breakup, my dear.

Comments

d0ntknow622 3

Saturday 29 October 2011 11:02

Money is the root of all evil! It can break up 30 year marriages!!!

igary 5

Monday 6 August 2012 8:09

Dump him

comment11111 39

Monday 23 September 2013 7:49

...and move out.

Authoress14 15

Saturday 22 December 2012 17:04

don't move in. plain n simple

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 5 February 2014 20:07

I think he wants you gone...

StarieOnight 12

Saturday 11 October 2014 18:32

his dumping you the polite way

Stiggy626 25

Monday 21 August 2017 16:30

that's illegal if you signed a lease with a set price, unless your lease is up

sharond23 10

Tuesday 16 January 2018 15:37

take a hint sweetie. he's obviously trying to tell you something.

carrs2154 9

Monday 23 March 2020 2:38

This guy is obviously trying to tell you something. I think you'd be smart to listen. He's obviously not that into you.

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