Money: Today, my landlord told me he is raising my rent next month....

By Anonymous - 04/08/2011 23:19 - United States

Today, my landlord told me he is raising my rent next month. I thought he was kidding until he asked if I still wanted to live here. My landlord is also my live-in boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 20:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML

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By Almost_Homeless - 23/04/2014 12:43 - Canada - London

Today, my landlord started showing my apartment, where I have lived and paid rent for over 2 years, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize that I was moving. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2011 07:25 - United States

Today, the guy I have loved for seven years asked me to move in with him. Turns out he only did so because he needed someone to pay the rent since he's quit his job. FML

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By Leyla - 27/10/2015 01:23 - United States - Franklin

Today, my boyfriend and I respectfully asked my landlady if he could stay with me until he gets back on his feet. He was robbed at gunpoint in his house last night. Landlady then yelled because we aren't married, and then showed up at my door at 10pm, "just making sure John isn't here". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 20:34 - Canada

Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML

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Ripped off

By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 02:02 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML

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ariannaimelda 7

Friday 5 August 2011 8:51

Perhaps he is trying to hint something...

FreakenJewtastic 0

Friday 5 August 2011 8:52

I think he's hinting towards a breakup, my dear.

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unixdude 9

Friday 5 August 2011 20:40

No, you are the live-in girlfriend if he is the landlord. YDI for being a sex-for-rent hoe.

millerbee74 6

Friday 5 August 2011 22:46

Go get your own place then

u1ose 2

Friday 5 August 2011 23:49

Today my live in gf didn't take my subtle hint to move out and just paid the increase in rent I asked for. I guess she's dick whipped. FML

kelixo24 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 0:22

Not worth dating someone like him.

lolo129 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:54

Sounds like *you're* the live-in. But I'd say he's hinting.

josh28 4

Saturday 6 August 2011 2:34

Sounds like he has some rent to pay or does he not want to live there anymore?

cleolappost 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 5:10

time to dump him

arin2009 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 5:41

tell him you ewill give him head once a week for the same price :D

sacredeye73 11

Saturday 6 August 2011 22:53

That's why we shan't mix bizness with pleasure, Dear.

NiceOldMan 11

Sunday 7 August 2011 1:04

I think if he's gonna try to break things off like that then you should just move on. He sounds like a douche.

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