Today, my last FML was apparently so depressing that FML has...

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Lost Reggie - 22/08/2024 00:28 - United States - Jackson

Today, my last FML was apparently so depressing that FML has rejected it twice. FML

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You deserved it 39

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Lost Reggie 20

Friday 30 August 2024 20:40

it was about my father and mother dying, and my wife leaving me all in 18 months. FML

Brightside86 30

Thursday 17 October 2024 8:42

You probably aren't formatting it correctly.

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Lost Reggie 20

Friday 30 August 2024 20:40

it was about my father and mother dying, and my wife leaving me all in 18 months. FML

Brightside86 30

Thursday 17 October 2024 8:42

You probably aren't formatting it correctly.

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