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By Discouraged - 31/05/2012 12:43 - United States - Rockville

Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML

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By Johannes_712 - 05/07/2019 12:00

Today, my brother is getting married to my crush of 7 years. To make that even worse, they're moving in with me. FML

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By heartbroken - 30/03/2011 00:15 - United States

Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML

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By phonesage - 13/12/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

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By yoggabe - 18/08/2012 20:34 - Mexico - Villahermosa

Today, I found out that my six year old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 22:00 - United States

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 05:03 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today my brother tried to teach me the merits of stalking women on Facebook, gave me a tutorial on how to use improper grammar and spelling to woo them and finally, "using misinformation to start a conversation." He's getting married soon. The last time I kissed a woman was 4 months ago. FML

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By Flip - 02/05/2012 05:06 - France

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

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By Noname - 08/03/2009 13:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2023 00:02 - Switzerland - Zollikerberg

Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML

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Queen_Cosmos 7

Thursday 31 May 2012 18:45

I wish that would work for me.

Torch15 9

Thursday 31 May 2012 18:47

"you've got a sexy farm"

Comments

wannabemom 5

Friday 1 June 2012 15:35

77 Why does everyone have to bring up a racial issue into a discussion?

xJackson 1

Friday 1 June 2012 21:31

Like a boss

goddafriend 3

Friday 1 June 2012 23:20

Oh my god so say I'm a girl and see a fit guy and say hi he says I'm level 12 on FarmVille so I say oh your farm is so sexy, What the hell?

Fairclough 8

Saturday 2 June 2012 13:06

50 as I've never seen above 140.

powerkeep 24

Saturday 2 June 2012 19:00

I have absolutely how this affects OP. but the entire thing is really ridiculous.

bamsuddenimpact 1

Saturday 2 June 2012 19:04

I have a friend that is level 296.. But I doubt that he was at 500.

ademisagenuis 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 8:09

What a gold digger.

raykyogrou0 4

Sunday 3 June 2012 8:56

"Wanna plow my field?" --points to screen--

redwingsfan88 9

Monday 4 June 2012 1:12

These are the people that will be out on their own in the world. *facepalm*

z0mbiekilluh 4

Monday 4 June 2012 21:46

If only my boyfriend showed me is WOW, Diablo or Skyrim level. :)

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