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By Discouraged - 31/05/2012 12:43 - United States - Rockville

Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML

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By Johannes_712 - 05/07/2019 12:00

Today, my brother is getting married to my crush of 7 years. To make that even worse, they're moving in with me. FML

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By heartbroken - 30/03/2011 00:15 - United States

Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML

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By phonesage - 13/12/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

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By yoggabe - 18/08/2012 20:34 - Mexico - Villahermosa

Today, I found out that my six year old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 22:00 - United States

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 05:03 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today my brother tried to teach me the merits of stalking women on Facebook, gave me a tutorial on how to use improper grammar and spelling to woo them and finally, "using misinformation to start a conversation." He's getting married soon. The last time I kissed a woman was 4 months ago. FML

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By Flip - 02/05/2012 05:06 - France

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

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By Noname - 08/03/2009 13:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML

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Sibling rivalry

By Anonymous - 14/07/2023 00:02 - Switzerland - Zollikerberg

Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML

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Queen_Cosmos 7

Thursday 31 May 2012 18:45

I wish that would work for me.

Torch15 9

Thursday 31 May 2012 18:47

"you've got a sexy farm"

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chels1994 11

Thursday 31 May 2012 22:43

....I hate this generation

thecovert 7

Thursday 31 May 2012 22:55

Sounds like he wants to plant his seeds in some new places.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Thursday 31 May 2012 22:57

You'd rather him end up a 40 year old virgin?

someguy314159265 15

Thursday 31 May 2012 23:01

I would.

xPlayerofDeathx 0

Thursday 31 May 2012 23:12

Ooh, I wish we could do that. I hate how that happens.. What's happened, world?

alycion 38

Thursday 31 May 2012 23:21

I could see that working in elementary school I guess. Hope his little brother is about that age. I mean I remember at that age kids winning over crushes cause they brought the good snacks to school or had the latest toys.

Dyehard 9

Thursday 31 May 2012 23:53

F your life. And everyone else's life.

linnie_wesker 20

Friday 1 June 2012 0:11

It all depends on how old the kid is. If he's in elementary or middle school that's not that bad. When I was in elementary school, all that mattered was having Pokemon or Yu-Gi-Oh! cards and whoever had the best cards were the shit. That's just how young people impress each other, haha.

hellodeandra 8

Friday 1 June 2012 0:11

It depends on how old they are. If they're a couple of 10 or 11 year olds, shut up and let them have fun. They're kids.

timberwolf408 7

Friday 1 June 2012 0:13

at least he's showing commitment!

sambudd14 2

Friday 1 June 2012 0:49

Chicks dig cows...

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Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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