Miscellaneous: Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire...

By epiiphany - 16/12/2009 23:01 - United States

Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML

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By Shattered - 23/11/2022 02:00

Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML

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By unknown - 26/02/2012 13:53 - United States

Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML

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By mafiaguy800 - 27/08/2019 14:00

Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML

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By IPicasso - 27/03/2017 00:00

Today, my brother sent me over a dozen screenshots from his phone, because he couldn't work out why it wasn't capturing all the paint he'd managed to smear on the screen. FML

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By iDisable - 19/06/2011 00:27 - Australia

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter my password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML

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By Natalie - 02/03/2010 22:05 - Canada

Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as revenge. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Crawley

Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML

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By future missing person maker person thingy - 11/10/2012 20:37 - Canada - Lloydminster

Today, after saving up for weeks, I bought myself an iPad. Because mine is better than the one my parents bought my ten-year-old brother, he got pissed and threw it into our pool. I'm now grounded for getting angry and calling him a bastard in the aftermath. FML

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By fmlforreal - 15/10/2010 08:33 - Singapore

Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML

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By imsad - 06/11/2009 22:26 - United States

Today, my younger brother decided it would be fun to slam a door on my hand while I was holding my brand new $200 cell phone that I got for my birthday. Nothing says Happy Birthday like a broken phone to go along with a broken hand. FML

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Thursday 17 December 2009 1:24

Its glass. use heavy duty window cleaner. done.

DoomJeff91 2

Thursday 17 December 2009 1:26

Are you sure it's not turned off?

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CallMeHush 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 5:06

Kick the little evil genius in the happy sack. If axe spray will remove sharpie, do you also use it to remove hair while manscaping? Or is the only other use to put a permanent reek in your camaro?

mayhem052 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 5:14

you can write over it in dry erase marker, erase it, and it will come right off!

Leebra 6

Thursday 17 December 2009 5:15

Do you not have a screen protector?

whjmsical 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 5:20

Nail polish remover.

Tigg3r 3

Thursday 17 December 2009 5:25

color all over his face with black sharpie! Don't forget the mustache!

euphorickid 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 5:29

Lol suuuure Everyone loves a good orgy

raiderh808 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 5:37

that should teach sisters everywhere that brothers are your master and you should do what they say all the time!

susieKiute 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 5:48

omg!!! i would have cried if he would have done it to my precious!

icanfloat12 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 5:49

trip him when he's running

vcake 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 5:57

Nail Polish Remover.

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