Kids: Today, my little sister came up to me holding up my phone. It...

By _Domster_46 - 04/05/2015 15:39 - United States - Novi

Today, my little sister came up to me holding up my phone. It wouldn't be so bad if she hadn't dropped it in the toilet first. FML

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_Domster_46 16

Tuesday 5 May 2015 2:37

Hi, OP here, to answer some of your questions she is 4 years old, and I did try putting it in a bag of rice glad to say it is working now!

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mushroomcassette 21

Monday 4 May 2015 22:50

Chuck it in a bowl of rice. It draws moisture out.

devildog562 33

Monday 4 May 2015 22:50

Your luck is down in the drains

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kmw003 17

Tuesday 5 May 2015 16:41

that's such a shitty situation!

Biker187 13

Wednesday 6 May 2015 15:22

Well that's one way to get a different colored iPhone

pitapizzaparty 18

Thursday 7 May 2015 5:31

Punch her in the throat!

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