By ShadowReiku - 06/06/2014 03:38 - United States - Bowie

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Today, my long distance boyfriend told me no more nude pictures or sexting, as he's afraid the government will steal it all. FML
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Hey guys, OP here. While I don't doubt that they are in fact kept on record somewhere, I DO doubt that they would use them for some sort of super weapon like he was implying. My boyfriend grew up in a bad home and has anxiety and paranoia like you wouldn't believe, so he probably heard something in his computer class and blew it way out of proportion. Again. This is just the latest strange thing he's doing. At one point he wanted us to invest in a bunker. I'm 20 and he's 19, so we're both of age, and we've been dating for 2 years, but we live in different timezones. He's a college student and I don't make very much so it's hard for us to pay to meet up, so sexting is usually all we've got. I prefer skype, since my phone is ancient and doesn't have any of these fancy new-fangled apps, but I was laptopless for the night, which is why I texted him asking and got that in response. I know for a 100% fact that he is not cheating on me. He wouldn't be able to pull it off. Like I said, anxiety and paranoia. He once apologized to me in panic over having a crush on a celebrity, thinking that was just as bad as cheating. In any case, when he isn't at school, he's on skype and steam with me. And for those saying to send them to you, shame on you.

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Well from what I've heard is that in canada phone companies keep texts for 1 year on their servers. It's a reason I never sext over text messages. There's apps for that stuff now anyways.

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but its the truth, the government, in theory, has the largest **** collection in the world, including illegal stuff. but if they admitted it, they'd be shooting themselves in the foot for privacy violation and having underage **** on their hard drives.

Who posts nudes? Have some respect for yourself.

So it's ok to be nude in front of a guy, but it's disrespecting yourself if you send him pics of it? Makes a lot of sense.

Hey guys, OP here. While I don't doubt that they are in fact kept on record somewhere, I DO doubt that they would use them for some sort of super weapon like he was implying. My boyfriend grew up in a bad home and has anxiety and paranoia like you wouldn't believe, so he probably heard something in his computer class and blew it way out of proportion. Again. This is just the latest strange thing he's doing. At one point he wanted us to invest in a bunker. I'm 20 and he's 19, so we're both of age, and we've been dating for 2 years, but we live in different timezones. He's a college student and I don't make very much so it's hard for us to pay to meet up, so sexting is usually all we've got. I prefer skype, since my phone is ancient and doesn't have any of these fancy new-fangled apps, but I was laptopless for the night, which is why I texted him asking and got that in response. I know for a 100% fact that he is not cheating on me. He wouldn't be able to pull it off. Like I said, anxiety and paranoia. He once apologized to me in panic over having a crush on a celebrity, thinking that was just as bad as cheating. In any case, when he isn't at school, he's on skype and steam with me. And for those saying to send them to you, shame on you.

tessybear19 8

Could you possibly put any more emphasis on your boobs?!

steam?! sounds pretty awesome for a long distance relationship :3

It's great that you have such a cute and innocent boyfriend. Now you can protect and savor him for as long as you want. Hopefully forever.

anne1230 0

The comments are too funy.. Oh yeah.. Hi OP,,, I think it's just his paranoia... I get those sometimes when I send pics to my bf... and yesm revenge **** is part of that paranoia too... However, I don't see how you couldn't do sexting,. Like cmon.. But yeah, that's just me..

He's just telling you that you are too sexy for your own good. Take it as a compliment..at times like these it would be so nice if you could charge all third parties who are looking at your messages. Would make you rich.

seriously a guy who thinks like tht is probably the kind of ones u dnt wanna date anymore, go find a guy with some brains

VanessaNal 13

You're relationship....is actually so adorable. Your boyfriend is so cute and innocent. You guys will do great.