hey, downvoters: suck dese nuts like OP's girlfriend.

Issues... And lots of em

Complaining about a few downvotes? Who here hasn't been downvoted on here at least once? You learn to move on, there's close to 10 fmls in one day, try again later.

I sympathized with OP and expressed my qualms with downvoters; SURELY I must have issues. Get real.

I'll bring cookies, too. Who's bringing the drinks?

Sorry guys, I ain't got the time for an FML brawl right now. Better luck next time.

I actually didn't downvote you until you started complaining. Lol

Agreed with 31, the complaining kind of makes everyone want to down vote you. And I'll join you Noor!

Oooo it's been a while since a fight! :o *sits on grassy hill under a tree and watches*

Uhh, nope, you whined and insulted down voters. That basically says "I should be down voted even if it's a good comment!"

Salsa!! WE NEED SALSA!!

Apparently ms kremmel got destroyed so bad that the whole thread was obliterated...

#89 Victory party?

Well I'd say that's understatement of the year.

Be kind of thankful OP! Get out while you're still clean!!

Maybe it's a good thing that OP hasn't had sex with her yet, she spared OP all the possible nasty STDs that could be passed to OP. think positive

I wouldn't want to think positive when it comes down to STDs...

Nope to me it sounds like Op was dating a bitch. I never understand why people cheat when they can just call it quits.

3 - She'll be lucky to get that

yes! let her go.

Set the bitch free into the wild.

No...just dump her...you don't know what she might have.

Stupid username aside, I don't understand why she would not have sex with her boyfriend when she's having sex with everyone else. I mean, I can understand not having sex with her boyfriend or anyone else, and, although I detest it, I can understand her having sex with her boyfriend and other people. But for her to cheat on her boyfriend and never have sex with him either just boggles my mind.

Maybe sex with her boyfriend seemed too serious for her, or cheating was more exciting. She's still an immature bitch, if they really had a relationship, but it's not difficult to explain.

But then why have a boyfriend at all? That's what I don't understand.

66 - maybe the risk of being caught and doing something forbidden made it more exciting for her.

Well that makes sense, although it's extremely ****** up.

Well get the **** out of the dead end relationship

Same here bro...I'm about to go get tested now... wanna come with?

Nah. A cold sore isn't a STD.

Man I really wanna say you just took a shot at me cuz theres no other way what you said could make sense, but then if I just assumed you were taking a shot at me I'd seem confrontational and we can't have that can we...

If I took a shot at anybody, then I'm a really bad shot. I think calling it a suicide comment bomb would be more appropriate. Why limit cold sores to you when there is enough for everyone!?

A virgin in the "other" hole, perhaps? (I doubt it...)

well, if she was she didnt tell me and she isnt anymore after last night :)

a cold sore is to an STD. it is a form of Herpes

It can be, but isn't always.

I wouldn't want to contract anything. So hitting and quitting is out of the question in my opinion :P

that's why you rip and dip with protection.

It seems like she really isn't, maybe OP was just confused and is actually in the friendzone? who knows, either way his life sucks.

I almost think that was a Star Trek reference. Are you, in fact, awesome?