Work: Today, my manager challenged me to make two big sales at work....

By Anonymous - 24/08/2016 20:27 - United States - Covina

Today, my manager challenged me to make two big sales at work. Seeing as customers spend a lot of money in our store, I decided the challenge was fairly easy and accepted. She immediately started stealing all of my sales. FML

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By TheNewSalesRep - 21/01/2016 02:37 - Canada - Brantford

Today, on my second day at my new job, my supervisor told me that I was ready to make a sale on my own. Things were going well, until said supervisor interrupted my sales pitch, apologized on my behalf for being new, and stole my sale. FML

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By bzygirl - 26/09/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, was my first day at my new job in a shop. 10 minutes after my first customer leaves I realize she managed to steal $200 worth of merchandise while she had me getting stuff for her from the back room. FML

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By KatieElizabeth - 27/10/2013 04:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

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By tired of my job - 29/10/2015 08:33 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

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By darianvilla - 22/07/2016 23:35 - United States - College Park

Today, I was happy because my co-worker was almost about to get fired due to his lazy habits. It was all going so well. Then I accidentally put my biggest sale yet under his name. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2014 12:18 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, we had a meeting at my job and we had to introduce new ideas to our boss. Earlier, I was talking to one of my close friends who also attended the meeting about my idea. As we start the meeting, she decides to steal my idea and take complete credit for it. My boss loves "her" idea. FML

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By bad_luck - 31/12/2010 15:51 - United States

Today, my boss sent me home from work because she saw me not checking under my customer's cart to see if they had any hidden groceries. I didn't check because the customer threatened to "kick my ass" if I "accused him of stealing" by checking. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2014 08:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I shouldn't have told my boss that I was interested in management. She now throws any problem she doesn't want to solve at me and either gets mad when I can't work it out or takes credit when I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2014 17:22 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML

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By Tired - 17/08/2016 17:51

Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML

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DravensTheName 16

Thursday 25 August 2016 11:18

Can't beat the master at her own game. What are you thinking man!

MisterEx 28

Thursday 25 August 2016 10:52

all is fair in love an war. and sales.

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MisterEx 28

Thursday 25 August 2016 10:52

all is fair in love an war. and sales.

DravensTheName 16

Thursday 25 August 2016 11:18

Can't beat the master at her own game. What are you thinking man!

tounces7 27

Friday 26 August 2016 1:52

She's not a master, just a cheater. "Stealing" sales means he is doing all the work and she is simply getting the credit. She's abusing her position as manager to steal money from him, she should be fired for that.

AC98 19

Thursday 25 August 2016 11:23

OP, your manager is a bitch

AmericanBadAss 21

Thursday 25 August 2016 11:36

How could they be your sales if she closed them? Doesn't the commission go to the closer? So start closing faster. When she steals a customer that you started with, change course and target her customers. Take enough of hers and she'll know not to mess with you.

tounces7 27

Friday 26 August 2016 1:55

She's his manager. He has no choice. She's in a position of power over him, so he has no way to retaliate other than quit.

en124to79 16

Thursday 25 August 2016 18:44

Well now it's a challenge

nattnatt73 31

Friday 26 August 2016 2:09

This needs a follow up be

ForSeriousReally 17

Saturday 27 August 2016 4:27

I had a manager like that once. It didn't *really* matter because we didn't make commission. But damn was it annoying to see her bragging about her high sales every month.