Miscellaneous: Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to...

By ZAS - 15/06/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML

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Mom! Stop!

By Anonymous - 07/08/2019 16:00

Today, I woke up to my drunk mom trying to pee in the dresser drawer of our hotel, with my clothes in it. I woke up right in time to yell at her. Pants down and all. She started denying there were even clothes in there. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 05:45 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend's mom doesn't wear pyjamas when I got up to go get a glass of water in the middle of the night, at the same time she did. FML

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By ahhhhhh - 12/02/2015 17:23 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML

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By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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What did you do?

By Wtmcisdis - 10/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Douglasville

Today, my mom had me arrested in the most humiliating way ever, in my nightgown, with no bra. She pushed me out her vagina, and now her life. FML

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Trash the lot

By Anonymous - 16/10/2022 16:00

Today, I was sleeping with my girlfriend on my parents' bed naked, just to wake up to find out she got her period, on fresh, new sheets they bought the other day. As I finished scrubbing it and cleaning, she accidentally left a burning cigarette on the sheets so now it has a burn hole too. FML

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crazyjack 0

Monday 15 June 2009 16:19

Tape a note on her special spot that says 'succesfully covered up'

tick_tock 0

Monday 15 June 2009 16:01

That is nasty! Bleh, I went on a trip with my aunt and uncle once and they shared a bed while they were naked. It was awful. I didn't see anything, but I knew.

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zombieman000 0

Monday 15 June 2009 16:57

Do what #14 said next time.

zanthrax 0

Monday 15 June 2009 17:07

FYL for having a mom that gets horny from watching 2 nerds blow shit up. Also, naked is by far the most comfortable way to sleep.

L0veh8te 0

Monday 15 June 2009 17:09

Yeah can somewhat be traumatizing.. Now think everytime your with a girl and see her Bush , you will have that mental picture of your mom's Bush. lol, Bro I'm Sorry its going to be tuff. lol FYL Scard for life

Darkon 0

Monday 15 June 2009 17:12

Mmmmm.....Kari Byron...Oh and FYL

audereyy 0

Monday 15 June 2009 17:13

okay thats honestly not that bad. alot of people don't sleep with underwear. i mean shes your MOTHER not some stranger. cmon, you came outta there. seriously. like its awkward and disturbing, but thats what people look like. stop being a baby. and what you put doesnt necessarily mean shes horny. maybe she was just hot. older people get hot flashes when they sleep.