By wiona - 04/04/2014 20:53 - United States - Willimantic

Today, my mom brought her sleazy boyfriend home. He took one look at me, swatted my ass, and said, "It runs in the family." My mom just laughed and winked at me, and mouthed, "He's a keeper!" FML
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OP here. I couldn't figure out how to respond without making an account, so I made one in order to reply to a couple of people. First, thanks to all the people who expressed concern. To the people who said YDI, I say screw you, because I did nothing to provoke this asshole. Yeah, I'm underage. I don't look underage, but I definitely am, braces and everything. My mom's boyfriend is yet another guy who's a worthless piece of shit, she has no taste when it comes to men. I talked to her about him after he left and she rolled her eyes and said it was "a joke". Which apparently I didn't get, because I'm "uptight". Moving in with my dad isn't an option, he's on the other side of the country and really can't handle having another person living with him right now. I do miss him, but frankly he's not a whole lot of help, my parents hate each other and while my father means well he's more irresponsible than my mom. I'm hoping my mother will ditch this guy once she gets bored with him, like she has all the other times. This type of boyfriend is nothing new, this is just the first time one of them has gotten somewhat physical with me. Yes, it creeped me out, yes, he's a disgusting human being, and yes, I have a lock on my bedroom door. This is not the first time I've locked myself in my room when my mom has brought home a guy. It's happened before, and will likely keep happening until I move out. Thanks again to the people who expressed sympathy and concern. Just thought you guys ought to have a bit of context.

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Moozi 2

Make him look like a bloody accident

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BossCactus87 5

Your mother... Allowed her boyfriend... To slap your ass... And say something flirty... And proceeded to say "He's a keeper"... I'm having a hard time processing this all...

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rfn2 7

Run, just run away like your running away from a serial killer

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Lpontis22 3

I too worry for your safety. Get out of that house if you can. If not, lock your door at night if that's an option. Learn from your mothers mistakes and if you're a minor or if something does happen, don't be afraid to report it.

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flipthebirdfuxku 10

Sigh. Learn from your mothers terrible choice in men (and give him the worst presents imaginable for Xmas).

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dont_judge_me123 7

OP, I fear for your safety. This scumbag, thinks that he can touch you inappropriately, and your own mother won't protect you. This will likely escalate. Joke or not, it's STILL very bad to touch your girlfriend's daughter like that. Get help right away, make sure your door, window(s), and closet are locked tight when you sleep. I have never dealt with this before but I have extremely overprotective parents who always drill me on this stuff. Contact your friends or a TRUSTED adult. Ask to move in with a neighbor or friend, or cousin, ect...as long as you feel safe, you probably are safe. And try talking to your mother again, although you said in your comment that, she didn't listen, (which was horrible indeed.) try to tell her again and maybe she will help. There is always hope.

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elmateo_fml 9

Honestly, your mom needs her head out of her ass and into reality, she has a responsibility to you first, then herself, call her out on it.

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