By wiona - 04/04/2014 20:53 - United States - Willimantic

Today, my mom brought her sleazy boyfriend home. He took one look at me, swatted my ass, and said, "It runs in the family." My mom just laughed and winked at me, and mouthed, "He's a keeper!" FML
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wiona tells us more.

OP here. I couldn't figure out how to respond without making an account, so I made one in order to reply to a couple of people. First, thanks to all the people who expressed concern. To the people who said YDI, I say screw you, because I did nothing to provoke this asshole. Yeah, I'm underage. I don't look underage, but I definitely am, braces and everything. My mom's boyfriend is yet another guy who's a worthless piece of shit, she has no taste when it comes to men. I talked to her about him after he left and she rolled her eyes and said it was "a joke". Which apparently I didn't get, because I'm "uptight". Moving in with my dad isn't an option, he's on the other side of the country and really can't handle having another person living with him right now. I do miss him, but frankly he's not a whole lot of help, my parents hate each other and while my father means well he's more irresponsible than my mom. I'm hoping my mother will ditch this guy once she gets bored with him, like she has all the other times. This type of boyfriend is nothing new, this is just the first time one of them has gotten somewhat physical with me. Yes, it creeped me out, yes, he's a disgusting human being, and yes, I have a lock on my bedroom door. This is not the first time I've locked myself in my room when my mom has brought home a guy. It's happened before, and will likely keep happening until I move out. Thanks again to the people who expressed sympathy and concern. Just thought you guys ought to have a bit of context.

Comments

That's when you walk straight for your room & pack, its time to go NOW

You must have a nice ass! ;) you're probably the real keeper ;)

alexhanakahi 14

Get out of that house before he rapes you.

Are you sure your mom didn't say he's a creeper?

What the ****. Op you should've punched him right where it hurts. Talk to your mom. Seems she needs some talking to.

kick him in the nuts and say "it crawls in the family"

Your mom's creepy aswell. what the hell!?!

MrZsDad 19

Next time turn around and kick him square in the balls an say ' I got this from my dad'

This was in the movie can't buy me love.... But she was in her bathing suit and he eyed her up and down then the mom came in and made a compliment by saying beauty runs in the family or something like that then the mom said he's a keeper..