By wiona - 04/04/2014 20:53 - United States - Willimantic

Today, my mom brought her sleazy boyfriend home. He took one look at me, swatted my ass, and said, "It runs in the family." My mom just laughed and winked at me, and mouthed, "He's a keeper!" FML
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OP here. I couldn't figure out how to respond without making an account, so I made one in order to reply to a couple of people. First, thanks to all the people who expressed concern. To the people who said YDI, I say screw you, because I did nothing to provoke this asshole. Yeah, I'm underage. I don't look underage, but I definitely am, braces and everything. My mom's boyfriend is yet another guy who's a worthless piece of shit, she has no taste when it comes to men. I talked to her about him after he left and she rolled her eyes and said it was "a joke". Which apparently I didn't get, because I'm "uptight". Moving in with my dad isn't an option, he's on the other side of the country and really can't handle having another person living with him right now. I do miss him, but frankly he's not a whole lot of help, my parents hate each other and while my father means well he's more irresponsible than my mom. I'm hoping my mother will ditch this guy once she gets bored with him, like she has all the other times. This type of boyfriend is nothing new, this is just the first time one of them has gotten somewhat physical with me. Yes, it creeped me out, yes, he's a disgusting human being, and yes, I have a lock on my bedroom door. This is not the first time I've locked myself in my room when my mom has brought home a guy. It's happened before, and will likely keep happening until I move out. Thanks again to the people who expressed sympathy and concern. Just thought you guys ought to have a bit of context.

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youdont 4

Everyone always says this to me... it wouldn't bother me if I got it from my mom not my dad

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kickassmidgit 8

Good news is, you can buy pepper spray online. I would invest in some as soon as possible.

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The_Hula_Monster 10

He can't do that to you, OP. You should get help if he keeps doing things like that to you, especially if you're a minor. I would recommend your mother before law enforcement, but it doesn't sound like she has very good judgement.

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skittyskatbrat 19

I really hope you aren't underaged. And if you are legally adult, and a person does that to you, punch him. Period. Your body is your body, and he does NOT get to slap your ass, grab your ****, etc. Maybe that's what it'll take to get your mom to realize that he just went way over the line. If you are a minor? Go talk to the school counselor, ASAP. They are required by law to report this, and hopefully the law will step in before this escalates. Normal men do not slap the asses of women they are not dating. Normal men sure as hell don't slap the ass of the DAUGHTER OF THEIR GIRLFRIEND. Normal men punch men that do that crap. He's fair game if he tries anything like that again. Here's hoping you break his nose!

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katydid91 31

I would be on the phone calling the cops , no questions asked. I literally feel so creeped out from reading this one. FYL OP.

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skittyskatbrat 19

I really, really, really hope OP shows that moron Mom these posts.....

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tazmanmike2013 17

Run away; run away; run away. This guys obviously a douche bag and your mom doesn't have any common sense or, from the sound of it, any sense of self worth is she's around a douche like this. I feel for ya OP

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