Health: Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates...

By alexbobalex - 11/01/2010 07:23 - Aland Islands

Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML

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By Goody2shoes - 21/07/2010 16:08 - India

Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML

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By Macy - 11/06/2011 20:36 - Italy

Today, I found cigarette butts at the bottom of the toaster. My mother has been dropping them in there for I don't know how long. FML

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By Mellamononeyobiz - 13/01/2016 02:10 - United States - Hooper

Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 04:07 - United States - Mccomb

Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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Drunk mom

By trailertrashyanditsucks - 26/07/2013 19:55 - United States - Porter

Today, I heard my mom sobbing in the bathroom. Concerned, I went in to see what was wrong. I found her sitting on the toilet, pants down and a cigarette between her fingers. When I asked what was going on, she looked up at me and slurred that we'd run out of "shit-wipes." FML

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Alas, poor Tiddles

By SonOfACatKiller - 19/09/2019 08:00 - United States - Juno

Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML

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By Aled - 17/02/2011 16:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

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NOT NOW!

By AintEasyBeinWheezy - 28/04/2016 18:26 - United States

Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 18:33 - Sweden

Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML

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jcrook 0

Monday 11 January 2010 13:13

So, hoover your damn bed and stop smoking.

idkweird 0

Monday 11 January 2010 18:14

Marijuana causes just as many respiratory problems. The whole, "Pot is better for you than cigarrettes," is an old wives tale. The only reason the stats are lower is because some people ingest it without smoking it. Fact is, it's still a mind altering substance that can cause problems. It does have some good medical applications, but that's of course for the people who aren't just abusing it. Smoking anything is bad for you. Period. That's why medical marijuana dispensaries offer a lot of edible alternatives.

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Platter 0

Friday 15 January 2010 15:17

YDI for smoking. It's also typical of Americans to justify smoking pot. At least tobacco doesn't cause psycosis.

crawfordjs54 0

Friday 15 July 2011 16:22

yeeeess. cancer is such a better alternative

apfunction 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 4:53

why wouldn't you hide them??? and jesus people, this fml is about cigs, not pot. although I enjoy both thoroughly =)

Maverick5762 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 3:32

If smoking cigarettes didn't produce the second hand smoke that can affect others, it wouldn't be a big deal. But it does. And it also smells pretty nasty. It also wouldn't be so horrible if it was just tobacco people smoked, but companies put all kinds of shit in them, like the tar and what-not. I like drinking often, it's fun and makes for a good time. So I can't just say DON'T SMOKE But when I drink it doesn't permeate the air around and get alcohol into anyone else's blood stream (how cool would that be tho!) All in all, the way they are made now, no wonder so many people hate others who smoke cigarettes. It just seems rude and getting wiffs of smoke outside pisses me off too.

Magniras 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 4:43

why in the name of god, if you are old enough to smoke cigarettes, are you still living with your mother?

Maverick5762 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 18:01

So the second you turn 18 you should just up and move out? That just sounds like what happens with rednecks with abusive parents =/ Maybe they were still in High School? College? Living at home while you are attending college is really helpful.