NOT NOW!

By AintEasyBeinWheezy - 28/04/2016 18:26 - United States

Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
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You deserved it 1 050
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colton_colton 49

Then smoke a joint to counter her

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XxPojoxX 17

Grab the cigarette and smoke it. It's good because all the smoke enters your lungs and opens your airways allowing you to breathe freely. No need to say thanks, just my good deed for the dag

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PharmacyJoe 13

Well, at least the cause of your asthma seems pretty clear. Hopefully the docs had a good chat with your mother and she realizes that smoking around you is a no-go.

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TheEpicKitten 20

I guess you're just smoking hot

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TheEpicKitten 20

Come guys it's a good pun

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yenze 18

It's not even a pun it's a play on words

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Glynnis62 13

Imagine if something worse happened and she had to do CPR. Hope your okay OP.

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colton_colton 49

Then smoke a joint to counter her

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XxPojoxX 17

Grab the cigarette and smoke it. It's good because all the smoke enters your lungs and opens your airways allowing you to breathe freely. No need to say thanks, just my good deed for the dag

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danimal_crackerz 26

Is this a troll or true?

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poisonedpeanuts 22

Uh troll. Smoking is literally the worst thing you can do when it comes to asthma.

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InternetHobo 18

Sorry she did that OP. I hope you're alright!

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ssnow_fml 20

I think she is secretly trying to kill you. Might wanna keep an eye on her OP

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SUN_lover 19

33 morons who voted YDI should be locked in a heavily smoked filled room.

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ellabellaboom 24

Idiots be clicking YDI like "You deserve it for having asthma." smh.

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domolovesyoshi 33

It states clearly "that could've happened to me" which it clearly could've happened to people who clicked it. You need to read these things more clearly before passing such horrifying judgement.

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wRIPPERw 23

Doesn't help that once I accidentally tapped it I couldn't take away the YDI, I could have a second vote and tap FYL.

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jbuiel123 18

I had an asthma attack once when I was really young because my grandma smoked in the house and in the car and literally everywhere almost constantly and I ended up having to breath pure oxygen from a machine for a while because of that shit and she still smokes today and some other family members won't stop smoking near kids or even other people in general. It's quite sad that the big tobacco biz has been able to kill people legally because the box says how dangerous it is. Makes me sick.

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TWayne95 13

Asthma is a joke. It's all in your head. Just calm down and breathe

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