By Anonymous - 18/07/2009 17:15 - United States

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Today, my mom gave me a talk on safe sex. During a three hour car ride. With my friends in the back seat. FML
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TomFantastic 0

My mum's too scared to give me a sex talk because she can't work out if I'm gay or straight. I find it hilarious to mince around but then bring girls home, and it confuses her no end so I think she'd rather just not know what I'm up to, good times :D

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HarrietPotter 1

Oh no...sounds like the kind of thing my dad would have done.

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HarrietPotter 1

Oh no...sounds like the kind of thing my dad would have done.

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Ligerie 0

My friends dad once told me that his wife had the tightest pussy, "lmmmmm....Like a 19 years old's" I was 19 at the time.

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HarrietPotter 1

Oh wow. I would...not know how to reply to that at all.... I think my jaw would drop and my eye would start twitching.

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Ligerie 0

yeah I just looked at him.... very akward. It was at my bachlorette party and he gave my friend **** for us to have on the big screen during the party.

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Suffertree 0

Dear Op, YDI. If you didn't want her to talk about it, tell her the shut the **** up. You obviously wanted to hear it.

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russianredgirl 0

you cant say that to your mother, stupid

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MR_OHCRAP 0

Don't worry, #51 is just one of those idiots which make our world shit.

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americayay 0

Well good. You can never have that TOO ingrained and they probably needed to hear it too.

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Icalasari 0

#9: O.O; I bet that if FML was around/you knew about FML at the time, you would still get at least 500 YDI's...

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JayXL14 0

First! That sucks for you sorts but why the heck wouldn't you stop her..?

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LordOfTheHobos 0

You know who else thought he was first? Hitler.

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lexiBRo 0

The #2 in front of your post means second,not first...first looks like this #1

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HELLOASHLEYLYNN 0

You know how mothers can be, once they start, they can't stop.

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Chach_12 0

haha that would be the most awkward car ride ever!!! FYL

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Anguss22 0

Yah dont say... now imagine the blackmail his friend can do

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wienerwagon 0

I got the safe sex talk when my mom found out I got the red badge of courage because she noticed the red stains on my sheets. It was awesome.

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dg72592_fml 0

that is ******* disgusting man

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americayay 0

hahaha. you made me laugh.

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Takaska 0

Only the best boyfriend loves his girl during that trying week ;)

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cadillacgal79 32

Getting your period is definitely not awesome.

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TomFantastic 0

My mum's too scared to give me a sex talk because she can't work out if I'm gay or straight. I find it hilarious to mince around but then bring girls home, and it confuses her no end so I think she'd rather just not know what I'm up to, good times :D

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FeelMuchBetter 0

It sounds like you can't work out if you're gay or straight. If you're gay, accept it. Talk to your mom and give her the chance to accept you. Why mess with her? Parents have enough stuff to worry about as it is.

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vixnbrianaf 2

Dude your moms a puss....she needs to be a parent not your friend...the safe sex talk works gay strait or in between.

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RosarioRivera 0

Thats horrible

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ilikeboys 0

what are you, 12? not a fml not even embarrassing. just funny wish i could've been there

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whateverbro 0

ummm, how is that not embarrassing? the talk itself wasnt as embarrassing as the fact that his mom was dumb enough to do it in front of his friends. and OP, how old are you that you havent had the sex talk yet? but still either way, FYL.

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divineinstrument 2

Yeah alright #10 we get that the people where you live are all loose and shameless... But for the rest of us, this is an incredibly embarassing situation. I feel really sorry for you OP. I'm just glad my parents are far less embarassing than that

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Emberlin 0

I know seriously. OP, be thankful you have a mom like that, unlike other moms who don't tell their daughters what periods are and just let them figure that out on their own along with getting pregnant at 15...and yes I know the OP is a guy

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moleSG 6

Aw, damn, that's terrible. She really should've considered you a bit more in factoring the timing of that talk. FYL.

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gonzi_fml 0

Hah thats sound reallyyyy awkward. Luckily I took sex education in 5th grade so my mom didn't have to give me the "talk". Sucks for you though.

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Kevinn_fml 0

i did too but my mom still decided to give me "the talk" anyways

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