Don't wanna know

By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:50

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Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML
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Asoka_fml_fml 0

you should've said "mom said your dicks small"

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ShadyFTW1 0

Nah, 6 is ugly simply because she's a bitch.

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pollenta 0

I like the way your telling her to put her **** away, yet yours are hanging out as well. oh the irony.

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DocBastard 38

I will NOT click on their profiles...I will NOT click on their profiles...I will NOT click on their profiles... *clicks on both profiles* Dammit.

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Jonkbaby 22

huh? why did my comment get deleted? biased mods?

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BadasS14 0

like mother like daughter? hopefully lol...hmmm most likely

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ImaginaryFoe 0

If you're a girl, go have the talk with the expert instead. If you're a boy, you are never going to find someone who measures up to mum. You will always wonder if your gf is better. Your entire sexual identity is twisted from this moment on, especially if you got aroused. Sucks to be you, mate.

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RedPillSucks 31

Imaginary Foe, that's supremely messed up. Is it bad that I laughed?

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