By Anonymous - 18/07/2009 17:15 - United States

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Today, my mom gave me a talk on safe sex. During a three hour car ride. With my friends in the back seat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 076
You deserved it 3 888

Same thing different taste

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My mum's too scared to give me a sex talk because she can't work out if I'm gay or straight. I find it hilarious to mince around but then bring girls home, and it confuses her no end so I think she'd rather just not know what I'm up to, good times :D

Oh no...sounds like the kind of thing my dad would have done.

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Dude moms do that shit. My mother used to do it all the time when I was younger and had my closest friends over. There was even a time when she planned a girls night for me, my best friend, my best friend's mother, and another friend just so she could give a lecture about abortions in an attempt to convince my friend's mother to make her get one if she ever got pregnant too soon.

Layneebby 0

My boyfriends' mom did that all the time. I know wayyyy more about her than i need to.

Hugorgy 0

At least you're informed. Some parents don't tell their kids jack shit about sex, thinking the Sex. Ed. class in school will be informative enough, which is usually just preaching ABSTINENCE! (How unhelpful for the real adult world) Though it wasn't really the best place or time (your friend being there and all) be glad she actually went through with the talk. I doubt she wants any grandchildren while you're a teen, so listen to what she said instead of spazzing because your friend was there.

Orangething 0

I'm sorry but it is kind of funny

jnic 0

Oh well, consider yourself blessed compared to people with parents who get extremely angry about even the idea of sex entering their kids' minds. She loves you, is willing to give you some freedom, wants to educate you and make sure you're safe, and isn't embarrassed about that. It's still awkward that she found enough to talk about it for a whole three hours, but eh, it could be a lot worse.

0_JADE_0 0

lol think yourself lucky.. my sex talk was when i was 14. it was between me n mum in the care on the way to my new boyfriends house, we'd been together for a week and i hadnt even kissed a guy before.. the opening line was "now, you know you can get pregnant if you have sex"

Well, at least it wasn't one of those you will burn in hell talks.