Today, my mom made the nice decision of making me a sandwich...

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By "thefaekitten" - 06/02/2018 23:02

Today, my mom made the nice decision of making me a sandwich since I'm sick. Turns out, she used Miracle Whip instead of mayonnaise because she got them mixed up. I can't stop throwing up. FML

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