By jannister - 13/08/2012 19:25 - Germany - Bad Blankenburg

Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML
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apache316 6

"Man I am so drunk off my ass right now"

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calilovesneb 12

It could be worse. My friends mom opened up the trash once to look for her used tampons because she thought she was faking being on her period and hiding being pregnant. All because of some Dr. Phil episode too.

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jenniiienyc 5

Guy don't have b holes?...

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touchesthelight 8

You're seriously going to ask that question? Really? Where does a man usually stick something, huh? Up his ASS! Duh!

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dannnngthatsux 19

wouldn't that be all of him?

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perdix 29

That could work! Now, there's a way for guys to buy tampons without appearing to be a pussy-whipped dog.

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callous 2

Actually the alcohol still shows up in the breathalyzer because the alcohol goes straight to your bloodstream and is expired through your lungs. Yes, your breath will still smell like alcohol.

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lildipper 0

You don't have to do it anally....

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naduskalove 3

Damn.. that's just a whole new level of naiveness . Good luck explaining her that it is a false statement. I still face some difficulties with my mom when it comes to the internet .

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martin_martian7 11

I heard this on Hodgetwins! Lol

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kaymi 17

At least she didn't see anything about the vodka eyeball shots. She might've been trying to poke your eyes out of your sockets right now.

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