By jannister - 13/08/2012 19:25 - Germany - Bad Blankenburg

Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML
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apache316 6

"Man I am so drunk off my ass right now"

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calilovesneb 12

It could be worse. My friends mom opened up the trash once to look for her used tampons because she thought she was faking being on her period and hiding being pregnant. All because of some Dr. Phil episode too.

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xpaulatanx 10

Your mom is among one of the biggest idiots if she can't even trust her own daughter. What a shame.

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iMoayad 9

OP sorry to say but your mom spends a lot of time reading reddit posts that post was their last week I saw it lol http://alturl.com/mh3d8

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captainburke 5

The "vodka soaked tampon"! I heard about that several months ago and was intrigued I won't lie... Guys have to insert it anally, girls can put it where it belongs :)

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hateevryone 14

And she believed that?

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simyoung100 4

That actually happened

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SiriusBlack97 17

I've done it before. It burns, but you get wicked ****** up

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Slender_Man 6

You're only fifteen. What would your parents think?

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allerz 0

That's actually been on the news. Teens ARE doing that.

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kayliers 5

Y would anyone do that... People die from that!!!!!

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melantysaurus 3

Problem: once soaked in fluid, any fluid..they can't be inserted anywhere without a speculum or some such because they are WET AND SQUIDGY!!!

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itsme1321 3

*facepalm* They leave it IN the applicator, soak it in liquor, THEN insert it into the orifice of their choosing, and discard the empty applicator. It doesn't swell if it is soaked while in the applicator.

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