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By jannister - 13/08/2012 19:25 - Germany - Bad Blankenburg

Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML

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By Honestly - 09/02/2017 11:00 - United Kingdom - Measham

Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML

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By PPP - 14/11/2014 03:39 - United States - Elk Grove Village

Today, I found out that my mom is doing a study and is keeping used pads in the freezer. FML

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Jumping the gun

By kylie b - 06/09/2023 16:00

Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML

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By powsser - 11/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML

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Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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By ash - 25/08/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML

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By disgusted - 19/09/2012 00:42 - United States - Herndon

Today, my dad's recycling went out of control. He now keeps a calendar of my periods, just to remind me to recycle the cardboard from my tampons. FML

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By anonymous - 17/09/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 18:33 - Sweden

Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2015 01:15 - United States - Mountain View

Today, at a public restroom, I caught my extremely eco-friendly daughter, who was on her period, looking through the trash. When I asked why, she said, "Because I'm looking for pads to use. It'll mean less garbage." I then had to lecture her in the public restroom about health and hygiene. FML

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apache316 6

Tuesday 14 August 2012 1:21

"Man I am so drunk off my ass right now"

calilovesneb 12

Tuesday 14 August 2012 1:20

It could be worse. My friends mom opened up the trash once to look for her used tampons because she thought she was faking being on her period and hiding being pregnant. All because of some Dr. Phil episode too.

Comments

Forest_Berry95 6

Tuesday 14 August 2012 5:03

Humm that gives me an idea... "Mom, we need to go to the store."

Old_Iron_Sides 6

Tuesday 14 August 2012 5:04

If you actually did this you would almost certainly get alcohol poisoning, and maybe even die. The alcohol is absorbed into the bloodstream at a different point and thus does not have the "first pass" effect. This means it is not passed through the liver to be processed before reaching the brain and other vital organs. Because alcohol is so easily absorbed through the Blood-Brain Barrier, this means there is no filter stopping the alcohol from going straight to your brain. it is excessively dangerous to do this.

Forest_Berry95 6

Tuesday 14 August 2012 5:11

Ugg, after reading these comments, I've greatly reconsidered.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 14 August 2012 5:31

Mention to her that mouthwash is 25% alcohol, and can be purchased by anyone without an ID. When she gets a cold, mention to her that you wont be buying that Sudofed from the "drug" store because it can be used to make Meth.

Bvbarmychic 0

Tuesday 14 August 2012 5:31

I wudnt blame ur mom for being concerned. Every mom has a rite 2 b

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 14 August 2012 5:33

TcheQ 12

Tuesday 14 August 2012 5:45

Be thankful that being a gullible retard is not genetically transferable. Continue to make a mockery of your mother by putting up signs in your house with obvious BS until she comes to her senses (if she has any)