Today my mom told me I will never understand how hard my brother's... - FML

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By Horror_girl - 12/10/2017 08:51

Today my mom told me I will never understand how hard my brother's life is and how much worse he has it than me. This was because he punched a wall as a dare and now needs a minor operation on his hand. I'm on my fourth bout of genetic cancer, and none of my family even care FML

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Jack_the_magnificent 10

Wednesday 18 October 2017 1:12

disown yourself

Jack_the_magnificent 10

Wednesday 18 October 2017 1:13

also i hope your cancer ***** off

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Bloo2555 22

Tuesday 17 October 2017 5:42

Can you blame them? He's obviously far more likely to receive a Darwinism Award. (For real though, that's total BS.)

Jack_the_magnificent 10

Wednesday 18 October 2017 1:12

disown yourself

Jack_the_magnificent 10

Wednesday 18 October 2017 1:13

also i hope your cancer ***** off

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