Miscellaneous: Today, my mom told me she can't wait for me to turn eighteen... - FML

By heartless - 11/03/2010 21:07 - United States

Today, my mom told me she can't wait for me to turn eighteen so she can turn my room into a place for her to display all her antique glass dolls. FML

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By makdra - 06/01/2016 18:01

Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Orlando

Today, I realized I can't wait until my daughter moves out the house when she is 18. She's eight. FML

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By Florida_1827 - 28/01/2011 10:54 - United States

Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML

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My boy

By NeverEscaping - 03/02/2013 00:52 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I decided at age 18 that it's time to put into storage the picture books that have been collecting dust in my room for nearly a decade. My mother took this as a sign that I'm planning to move out and abandon her forever, and has been crying for the last four hours. FML

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By skaterboy - 13/08/2013 15:36 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my mom got a cat. I'm allergic to cats, so I politely asked my mom why she got it. Her response: "I want you to finally want to move out." I turned eighteen two weeks ago. FML

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By RaceCar - 12/02/2010 19:24 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML

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Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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By apple - 16/07/2010 19:38 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML

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By Jeweler - 26/06/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

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Get Out

By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 06:04 - Australia - Mulgrave

Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML

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sleekRelease 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 23:47

Maybe you are one.

containsnosoy 0

Friday 12 March 2010 0:00

Just like I'm sure you've told her that you can't wait until you're eighteen to move out and be on your own.... Is it so weird for your mom to have a conversation with you that you turn running the other way? or are you upset that she's exciting to soon have a room for herself/her stuff? Idk, I think you're overreacting. It's not like she said she's kicking you out, and it's not as if she would keep your room exactly the way you kept it once you are moved out anyways.

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StarRawr 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 4:27

That's so creepy....

My2864 1

Thursday 2 September 2010 1:37

yeh thats not creepy at all... o_O

OriginalPooh01 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 4:05

So... what's so bad about her wanting you to get a life and get the hell out her house? YDI for having a fml that's not even an fml. >:D

iBiteRoses 22

Thursday 16 February 2012 7:31

Why are you trolling...

Carlie_McCartney 1

Thursday 4 August 2011 2:41

Break 'em. Break 'em ALL.

Tweelock 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 0:19

Antique glass dolls = creepy as f***

Elovena 9

Tuesday 26 June 2012 17:13

I live with my grand parents who pretend I don't exist. They said once I can leave to never come back so I would rather have your family. At least they would miss you.

whereswaldogurl 2

Saturday 3 November 2012 14:40

My mom is going to do the same with her clowns... And she doesn't believe me that one of them is alive.. She sleeps with one above her bed

kittykat1501 31

Monday 22 June 2015 6:28

That is SOOOO creepy why'd I have to read dis at night?

Space_Teddy 29

Sunday 29 September 2013 14:47

at least she is planning to wait till after you have left, imagine what it would be like if she would change your room while you still live there? lol with all those dolls staring at you

kittykat1501 31

Monday 22 June 2015 6:27

Don't move out

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